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Don't do that, Tony.

2
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Tony, you know I don't
like kissing in French.

3
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It's dirty.

4
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Sorry, Audrey.

5
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No hickeys, Tony.

6
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Jeez. Let's go.

7
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Tony, no. Tony

8
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Come on, Audrey.
i just want
touch them.

9
00:00:51,184 --> 00:00:52,819
Please?

10
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Okay, just for
a little while,

11
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but I'm not going
all of it.

12
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All right.

13
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Tony, no.

14
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Please let me
touch them.

15
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Okay, just a little.

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- Tony
- Audrey.

17
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- It tickles.
- Audrey.

18
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Stop. Tony

19
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You will
make me pee.

20
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- Pee?
- Woman: Tony, hurry up.

21
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Oh, Jesus.
Hurry. Get dressed.

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Let's go.

23
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Tony:
Uh...

24
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hello everyone.

25
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mom dad
It's Audrey.

26
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Audrey is
my mother and my father

27
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Hi Audrey
Nice to meet you.

28
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Nice to meet you,
Mr Cannelloni.

29
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How you sit
in the dark today?

30
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Uh...

31
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we were-- we were
look at the moon.

32
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Tony:
Yeah. Yeah.

33
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Here?
There is no moon
out tonight.

34
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Is there a moon outside,
Joe?

35
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Louise, would you like
Relax?

36
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There is a moon
there.

37
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Do you have any?

38
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Audrey, is there
all I can get from you,
a drink or something?

39
00:02:02,622 --> 00:02:03,890
No, dad
We were just
about to leave.

40
00:02:03,923 --> 00:02:06,426
What is this?

41
00:02:06,459 --> 00:02:08,695
It's mine, mom.

42
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Pardon. I have been
look everywhere
the house for this.

43
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Christina, how many times
I told you

44
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please take
after you?

45
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Someone wants coffee
here? Joe?

46
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Yes my dear.

47
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No thanks mom.

48
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Come on, Audrey.
I will drive
your house.

49
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I'm going to walk.

50
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What do you mean,
walk home?

51
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You can't leave me
like this.

52
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It's not my problem.

53
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When can
Do I see you again?

54
00:02:34,587 --> 00:02:37,357
Tony Cannelloni,
if I never see you again,

55
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it will be too soon.

56
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Oh, Audrey,

57
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are you not
forget something?

58
00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:50,303
Ah, what's the matter,
big brother?

59
00:02:50,336 --> 00:02:52,906
You know, I heard
cold showers work wonders.

60
00:03:21,067 --> 00:03:23,336
Beautiful day, isn't it?

61
00:03:23,369 --> 00:03:25,972
Was until you opened
you big mouth.

62
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Excuse me.
Excuse me.

63
00:04:32,872 --> 00:04:34,474
Tony! Tony!

64
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- Good morning.
- Morning.

65
00:04:43,116 --> 00:04:44,550
Hello, Daphne.

66
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Cannelloni, you are
five minutes late.

67
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Pardon.

68
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On.

69
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Beautiful day, isn't it?

70
00:05:35,001 --> 00:05:36,836
Yes indeed.

71
00:05:50,950 --> 00:05:52,618
Hey, it's
a no-no.
Let's go.

72
00:05:52,652 --> 00:05:54,187
- Let's go. Let's go.

73
00:05:54,220 --> 00:05:55,655
Weird.

74
00:06:01,728 --> 00:06:04,163
Beautiful day, isn't it?

75
00:06:04,197 --> 00:06:05,598
On. Come on darling.

76
00:06:10,203 --> 00:06:11,904
Are you sure
you wouldn't be
more comfortable

77
00:06:11,938 --> 00:06:13,639
in a hotel room
or something?

78
00:06:13,673 --> 00:06:15,208
Oh darling,
why waste your money?

79
00:06:15,241 --> 00:06:17,043
Besides when I
get through it with you,

80
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you will think
you are in paradise.

81
00:06:18,811 --> 00:06:20,947
But first
money, please.

82
00:06:20,980 --> 00:06:22,615
Oh yes.

83
00:06:24,851 --> 00:06:26,519
Here is.

84
00:06:26,552 --> 00:06:28,821
Oh, that means a lot to me.

85
00:06:28,855 --> 00:06:30,123
Can you?

86
00:06:30,156 --> 00:06:31,824
Yes of course.

87
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See darling?
Like heaven.

88
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- Louise:
Tony

89
00:06:39,565 --> 00:06:41,501
Are you going to be
throughout the day?

90
00:06:41,534 --> 00:06:43,736
I will be outside
in a minute, mom.

91
00:06:43,770 --> 00:06:44,871
Tony

92
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Yes, mom.

93
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We are ready
sit down for dinner.

94
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OK OK.
Jeez.

95
00:06:51,811 --> 00:06:54,547
I have a surprise
for you, Tony.

96
00:06:56,516 --> 00:06:59,085
I invited Deborah
dinner.

97
00:07:01,821 --> 00:07:04,557
Tony has this obsession
with hygiene.

98
00:07:04,590 --> 00:07:06,926
He is always
in the bathroom.

99
00:07:06,959 --> 00:07:09,262
Well, cleanliness is
next to piety,

100
00:07:09,295 --> 00:07:11,264
I always say,
Mrs. Cannelloni.

101
00:07:11,297 --> 00:07:14,000
- Hello, Deborah.
- Hello, Tony.

102
00:07:14,033 --> 00:07:15,635
Well, Tony
did you have
a nice day?

103
00:07:15,668 --> 00:07:16,636
Don't ask.

104
00:07:16,669 --> 00:07:19,038
Tony, I have the tickets.

105
00:07:19,071 --> 00:07:19,939
Which tickets?

106
00:07:19,972 --> 00:07:21,841
I told Deborah
you like birds.

107
00:07:21,874 --> 00:07:25,244
So I have tickets
to the Audubon Society
reading this evening.

108
00:07:25,278 --> 00:07:26,512
That's all
about mating

109
00:07:26,546 --> 00:07:30,783
of the African
spotted hawk.

110
00:07:30,817 --> 00:07:32,718
Christina:
I think you are
confused, mom.

111
00:07:32,752 --> 00:07:34,220
Tony didn't
say “birds”.
He said “chicks.”

112
00:07:34,253 --> 00:07:36,589
Chicks, ducks,
penguins, same thing.

113
00:07:36,622 --> 00:07:37,590
Christina:
Uh...

114
00:07:37,623 --> 00:07:39,826
no, Tony promised
to help me

115
00:07:39,859 --> 00:07:42,128
with my-- study
for my business exam.

116
00:07:42,161 --> 00:07:44,030
Yeah yeah. I did?

117
00:07:44,063 --> 00:07:46,265
Tony can help you
tomorrow evening.

118
00:07:46,299 --> 00:07:47,967
Deborah went
to many--

119
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Joe:
But, Louise, I need
the car this evening.

120
00:07:49,735 --> 00:07:51,871
Oh, it's okay,
Mr Cannelloni.

121
00:07:51,904 --> 00:07:53,906
We can use mine.

122
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Joe:
Ahem.

123
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Thank you,
Lord, for this
generous feast,

124
00:07:58,644 --> 00:08:01,314
for
antipasto salad,

125
00:08:01,347 --> 00:08:03,816
for the chicken
Parmesan

126
00:08:03,850 --> 00:08:06,819
with Louise's
famous sauce,

127
00:08:06,853 --> 00:08:08,120
uh...

128
00:08:08,154 --> 00:08:10,223
the linguini side
with the--

129
00:08:10,256 --> 00:08:13,759
suffocated
in a green
pesto sauce,

130
00:08:13,793 --> 00:08:15,795
and for dessert--

131
00:08:15,828 --> 00:08:17,263
what for dessert,
Louise?

132
00:08:17,296 --> 00:08:18,898
You are on a diet,
remember?

133
00:08:18,931 --> 00:08:20,600
Scrape the dessert.

134
00:08:20,633 --> 00:08:22,134
Amen.

135
00:08:22,168 --> 00:08:24,070
Excuse me but...

136
00:08:24,103 --> 00:08:25,571
What's the problem,
Deborah?

137
00:08:25,605 --> 00:08:28,574
...well, I forgot...

138
00:08:28,608 --> 00:08:30,109
What happened to him?

139
00:08:30,142 --> 00:08:31,978
Maybe you
should have
dessert made.

140
00:08:32,011 --> 00:08:33,012
Sauce.

141
00:08:35,081 --> 00:08:36,349
What do you have
tell him?

142
00:08:36,382 --> 00:08:38,150
That you had V.D.

143
00:08:38,184 --> 00:08:39,819
Which?

144
00:09:45,217 --> 00:09:46,686
Is this yours?

145
00:09:46,719 --> 00:09:47,753
No.

146
00:09:56,862 --> 00:09:58,831
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147
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148
00:10:00,366 --> 00:10:02,368
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149
00:10:02,401 --> 00:10:04,870
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150
00:10:04,904 --> 00:10:07,807
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151
00:10:07,840 --> 00:10:09,976
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at first base

152
00:10:10,009 --> 00:10:12,812
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hitting home runs?

153
00:10:12,845 --> 00:10:14,747
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from Michael Jackson's song

154
00:10:14,780 --> 00:10:16,248
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155
00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:18,784
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to one of these questions,

156
00:10:18,818 --> 00:10:21,687
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157
00:10:21,721 --> 00:10:24,690
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158
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160
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161
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162
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163
00:10:46,779 --> 00:10:48,781
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164
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165
00:11:04,196 --> 00:11:07,166
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166
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167
00:11:17,877 --> 00:11:19,412
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168
00:11:37,496 --> 00:11:41,067
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169
00:11:41,100 --> 00:11:42,768
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170
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171
00:11:44,303 --> 00:11:46,872
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172
00:11:46,906 --> 00:11:48,507
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173
00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:50,209
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174
00:11:50,242 --> 00:11:52,912
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your life dull and dull

175
00:11:52,945 --> 00:11:56,515
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drops of erotic pleasures.

176
00:11:58,050 --> 00:11:59,518
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177
00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:00,519
Yeah!

178
00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:02,221
OK OK.

179
00:12:02,254 --> 00:12:05,124
Step one, be cool.

180
00:12:05,157 --> 00:12:08,027
Now the second step.

181
00:12:08,060 --> 00:12:10,429
You need a primary
base of operation,

182
00:12:10,463 --> 00:12:13,232
an oasis to attract
those voluptuous,

183
00:12:13,265 --> 00:12:15,901
eager, hungry
creatures of the night.

184
00:12:15,935 --> 00:12:17,036
What?

185
00:12:17,069 --> 00:12:18,337
An apartment,

186
00:12:18,370 --> 00:12:20,172
a bachelor rug,

187
00:12:20,206 --> 00:12:23,175
a place where a man
can be a real man

188
00:12:23,209 --> 00:12:26,946
and a woman can be
the companion of this real man.

189
00:12:43,095 --> 00:12:44,830
Name is Donald Cromronic,

190
00:12:44,864 --> 00:12:46,565
and I'm the super
of this brownstone

191
00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:48,534
and writer
extraordinary.

192
00:12:48,567 --> 00:12:50,035
It's
my apartment, 2A.

193
00:12:50,069 --> 00:12:51,537
So tell me,
where are you from?

194
00:12:51,570 --> 00:12:53,172
- Jersey.
- Jersey.

195
00:12:53,205 --> 00:12:54,874
Yes, I am an accountant.

196
00:12:54,907 --> 00:12:56,909
So tell me, have you already
nothing written
Would I have read?

197
00:12:56,942 --> 00:12:58,477
Yes, probably.
I write for everyone
magazines.

198
00:12:58,511 --> 00:13:00,446
Oh yes? You mean
like people"

199
00:13:00,479 --> 00:13:02,248
and the “Enquirer”
and “Playboy”?

200
00:13:02,281 --> 00:13:04,283
Hey, let's go
something right.
I'm not a hack writer.

201
00:13:04,316 --> 00:13:07,219
My articles
appeared
in "Scientific America"

202
00:13:07,253 --> 00:13:09,388
“Reader’s Digest.”
We speak "popular
Mechanics” here.

203
00:13:09,421 --> 00:13:11,423
Yeah? Is there money
in these genres
articles?

204
00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:12,892
Um, not really.

205
00:13:12,925 --> 00:13:14,326
This is why I am also
working on my novel,

206
00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:15,628
you know, the big one
American novel.

207
00:13:15,661 --> 00:13:17,129
Yeah.

208
00:13:17,163 --> 00:13:18,430
Ok, here it is
the vacant.

209
00:13:18,464 --> 00:13:19,598
Ta-da!

210
00:13:21,367 --> 00:13:23,035
Donald:
Isn't that honey?

211
00:13:23,068 --> 00:13:25,638
The apartment will
for 800 per month.

212
00:13:25,671 --> 00:13:27,339
So what I'm going to
need you

213
00:13:27,373 --> 00:13:30,309
is a month in advance
and two months of security.

214
00:13:30,342 --> 00:13:32,912
think you can
manage this? Awesome.

215
00:13:32,945 --> 00:13:35,915
Ok, now there is
absolutely no animals,

216
00:13:35,948 --> 00:13:38,517
no animals, no wild parties,

217
00:13:38,551 --> 00:13:41,287
no reconstruction
without my permission,

218
00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:44,490
no subletting,
and most importantly,

219
00:13:44,523 --> 00:13:47,193
you could
not use this apartment
as a place of business.

220
00:13:47,226 --> 00:13:50,129
I think that
about covering it.

221
00:13:50,162 --> 00:13:51,931
You have questions
until then?

222
00:13:51,964 --> 00:13:54,633
Yeah. Beer cans
come with that?

223
00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:56,902
Hey, that's funny.

224
00:13:56,936 --> 00:13:59,004
I'm happy to see you
Have a sense of humor.

225
00:13:59,038 --> 00:14:00,940
I like it. It's okay
be useful

226
00:14:00,973 --> 00:14:02,975
when the heating
and the plumbing goes out.

227
00:14:03,008 --> 00:14:04,310
I'm kidding.

228
00:14:04,343 --> 00:14:06,645
Well I looked
in six other places,

229
00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:08,647
and so far--

230
00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:10,416
Would you like
sorry
for a minute?

231
00:14:10,449 --> 00:14:11,951
Oh, sure.
Moving forward.

232
00:14:14,954 --> 00:14:16,655
Book:
The right apartment

233
00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:19,124
must have
separate living room,

234
00:14:19,158 --> 00:14:22,328
bedroom, kitchen and bathroom.

235
00:14:22,361 --> 00:14:26,098
He must have a magnificent
view of the city.

236
00:14:28,133 --> 00:14:29,702
And above all,

237
00:14:29,735 --> 00:14:32,538
he must have privacy.

238
00:14:34,506 --> 00:14:36,609
But if all you can afford
is a room

239
00:14:36,642 --> 00:14:38,110
with a view
of a brick wall

240
00:14:38,143 --> 00:14:40,980
and a super crazy person next door,
take it.

241
00:14:41,013 --> 00:14:42,448
Hey, you have
to start somewhere.

242
00:14:47,086 --> 00:14:48,554
I'll take it.

243
00:14:48,587 --> 00:14:51,223
Book:
The next step--
you have to cut

244
00:14:51,257 --> 00:14:53,025
the umbilical cord
with your parents.

245
00:14:53,058 --> 00:14:54,326
By leaving?!

246
00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:57,062
Who will
take care of yourself?!

247
00:14:57,096 --> 00:14:58,597
You're not married, Tony.

248
00:14:58,631 --> 00:15:00,399
You don't have a wife.

249
00:15:00,432 --> 00:15:02,268
Who will do
your favorite brownies?

250
00:15:02,301 --> 00:15:04,203
Who will wash
your sneakers?

251
00:15:04,236 --> 00:15:05,704
Who will
make your bed?

252
00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:08,707
Louise, come on,
now. Calm down.

253
00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:10,709
Is this
the thanks I receive

254
00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:12,378
to dedicate
my life to you?

255
00:15:12,411 --> 00:15:15,114
You will
to get a sort
of horrible illness.

256
00:15:15,147 --> 00:15:18,117
Look, mom,
you don't think you are
exaggerate a little?

257
00:15:18,150 --> 00:15:19,351
I mean, it's not like
Tony is a child.

258
00:15:19,385 --> 00:15:20,552
Hah!

259
00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:23,322
Mom, I have to leave
one day!

260
00:15:23,355 --> 00:15:25,190
Tony is right.
I think it's time

261
00:15:25,224 --> 00:15:26,725
he stands
on both feet.

262
00:15:28,527 --> 00:15:32,498
My baby doesn't
love me more.

263
00:15:32,531 --> 00:15:34,466
My-- Christina.

264
00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:36,035
I'm going
Calm her down.

265
00:15:36,068 --> 00:15:37,202
Look, if Ralph
arrives here,

266
00:15:37,236 --> 00:15:39,171
told him
wait, okay?

267
00:15:39,204 --> 00:15:40,205
You see again
this asshole?

268
00:15:40,239 --> 00:15:41,540
Oh, dad.

269
00:15:43,108 --> 00:15:45,177
You know, Tony,

270
00:15:45,210 --> 00:15:48,013
I think
you do
the good thing,

271
00:15:48,047 --> 00:15:49,782
but you on
you tell

272
00:15:49,815 --> 00:15:51,784
old dad
everything? Eh?

273
00:15:51,817 --> 00:15:54,787
Hey, I mean
young guy like you

274
00:15:54,820 --> 00:15:56,522
want
an apartment.

275
00:15:56,555 --> 00:15:58,023
What do you have,

276
00:15:58,057 --> 00:15:59,525
a couple of honeys
on the line?

277
00:15:59,558 --> 00:16:01,126
Not exactly dad

278
00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:02,628
but I hope so soon.

279
00:16:02,661 --> 00:16:04,263
Oh yeah,
he's my boy.

280
00:16:04,296 --> 00:16:07,132
Tony, you know,
when I was
your age,

281
00:16:07,166 --> 00:16:10,436
well, let's go
just say that

282
00:16:10,469 --> 00:16:12,171
not too many girls
past

283
00:16:12,204 --> 00:16:13,806
your old dad
touch. You know
what do I mean?

284
00:16:13,839 --> 00:16:15,607
- It's Ralph! I'll have it!

285
00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:17,309
Uh, shit.

286
00:16:17,343 --> 00:16:20,112
Tony, what
I try
tell you...

287
00:16:22,681 --> 00:16:24,783
...I want you
feel free
come to me

288
00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:26,685
with one of your
problems or--

289
00:16:26,719 --> 00:16:28,354
Yeah.

290
00:16:28,387 --> 00:16:31,156
Yes, if there is
everything you
can't manage.

291
00:16:31,190 --> 00:16:34,159
You know
what do I mean? All right?

292
00:16:34,193 --> 00:16:35,427
Eh?

293
00:16:35,461 --> 00:16:37,062
- Yeah.

294
00:16:37,096 --> 00:16:38,330
Of course, Dad.

295
00:16:56,648 --> 00:16:59,485
Book:
Now that you have
won your freedom,

296
00:16:59,518 --> 00:17:02,254
the next step is
to assess your environment.

297
00:17:04,323 --> 00:17:07,092
Put your imagination
work.

298
00:17:07,126 --> 00:17:10,095
Remember, you try
create an atmosphere

299
00:17:10,129 --> 00:17:13,098
it will make you
look alive with sexuality

300
00:17:13,132 --> 00:17:15,501
and prey
weak in the knees.

301
00:17:31,784 --> 00:17:34,319
Great care should
enter the selection
of your furniture.

302
00:17:34,353 --> 00:17:39,091
The sensation should be erotic
and sensual.

303
00:17:55,541 --> 00:17:58,877
Be careful, don't try
skirmishes

304
00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:00,879
until you and your place

305
00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:02,614
are ready
for combat action.

306
00:18:02,648 --> 00:18:03,916
RIGHT. RIGHT.

307
00:18:03,949 --> 00:18:05,684
Come on,
son of a bitch!

308
00:18:05,717 --> 00:18:07,352
I beg your pardon.

309
00:18:08,887 --> 00:18:11,290
Can I?

310
00:18:11,323 --> 00:18:13,258
You are her.

311
00:18:13,292 --> 00:18:14,660
You are midnight
Champagne woman.

312
00:18:14,693 --> 00:18:17,663
I mean, you're the girl
on the poster.

313
00:18:17,696 --> 00:18:20,165
Yeah. Look,
would it be too much

314
00:18:20,199 --> 00:18:21,934
ask you
leave me this way?

315
00:18:21,967 --> 00:18:24,636
Yeah.
I mean, no, no. On.

316
00:18:24,670 --> 00:18:26,772
Moving forward.

317
00:18:26,805 --> 00:18:28,907
Can I do
any suggestion here?

318
00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:30,609
Yeah yeah.

319
00:18:30,642 --> 00:18:32,311
Tilt the corner
on the ground inwards...

320
00:18:32,344 --> 00:18:33,612
- Mm-hmm.
- ... and put on the condom.

321
00:18:33,645 --> 00:18:34,413
Yeah.

322
00:18:34,446 --> 00:18:36,248
Then corner him
around the door frame.

323
00:18:36,281 --> 00:18:37,749
This--

324
00:18:41,386 --> 00:18:42,521
Sensational.

325
00:18:42,554 --> 00:18:44,223
How do you know
how to do that?

326
00:18:44,256 --> 00:18:45,657
Just a little
common sense

327
00:18:45,691 --> 00:18:47,493
and the desire to obtain
in my apartment

328
00:18:47,526 --> 00:18:49,294
- I'm Tony. I'm new here.
- Yeah.

329
00:18:49,328 --> 00:18:50,562
Do you live
in the building?

330
00:18:50,596 --> 00:18:52,264
- I'm afraid.
- Yeah?

331
00:18:52,297 --> 00:18:53,565
Maybe we could
get together
one day.

332
00:18:53,599 --> 00:18:54,867
Yeah maybe.

333
00:18:56,268 --> 00:18:58,170
She is beautiful.

334
00:18:59,271 --> 00:19:00,739
Tony! Tony!

335
00:19:00,772 --> 00:19:02,441
Please, Tony,
I need you.

336
00:19:02,474 --> 00:19:04,276
I love you. I can't
live without you, Tony.

337
00:19:04,309 --> 00:19:06,211
Mmm, mm, mm. Oh, Tony,
won't you tell me

338
00:19:06,245 --> 00:19:07,646
that maybe we can
will you have time?

339
00:19:07,679 --> 00:19:08,947
Oh, Tony--

340
00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:10,983
Yeah maybe.

341
00:19:11,016 --> 00:19:12,417
Maybe.

342
00:19:14,953 --> 00:19:16,855
He said maybe.

343
00:19:16,889 --> 00:19:18,290
He said maybe!

344
00:19:20,926 --> 00:19:24,263
Donald, would you like

345
00:19:24,296 --> 00:19:25,731
a little advice
from your agent?

346
00:19:25,764 --> 00:19:28,467
Not really.

347
00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:31,370
Tell me
how your principles

348
00:19:31,403 --> 00:19:34,373
will pay
the $2,000 you owe
in tax arrears.

349
00:19:34,406 --> 00:19:37,376
The IRS could
care less about your
moralistic standards.

350
00:19:37,409 --> 00:19:39,011
They want
their money, baby,

351
00:19:39,044 --> 00:19:40,512
just like
everyone.

352
00:19:40,546 --> 00:19:42,481
Fran, I'm that close
to finish my novel.

353
00:19:43,949 --> 00:19:46,919
The great American novel?

354
00:19:46,952 --> 00:19:49,922
Donald, who the hell
wants to read

355
00:19:49,955 --> 00:19:53,292
about the foundation
and development of
the American sewer system?

356
00:19:53,325 --> 00:19:55,727
You still don't think
is this a good idea?

357
00:19:55,761 --> 00:19:57,362
No.

358
00:19:57,396 --> 00:19:58,864
Fran, I'm stuck.

359
00:19:58,897 --> 00:20:00,699
I don't know
what is happening
do now.

360
00:20:00,732 --> 00:20:02,901
You must do
big bucks quickly.

361
00:20:02,935 --> 00:20:04,970
Oh.

362
00:20:05,003 --> 00:20:06,805
And how I am
supposed to do that?

363
00:20:08,574 --> 00:20:10,042
Sex.

364
00:20:10,075 --> 00:20:11,910
Articles about who,
What Where,

365
00:20:11,944 --> 00:20:14,746
when and how about sex.

366
00:20:14,780 --> 00:20:16,348
This is what sells!

367
00:20:16,381 --> 00:20:18,550
Write to me
this kind of articles.

368
00:20:18,584 --> 00:20:20,619
See your principles.

369
00:20:20,652 --> 00:20:22,688
Okay, okay, okay.

370
00:20:22,721 --> 00:20:24,523
Where do I start?

371
00:20:26,091 --> 00:20:27,793
If I knew it,

372
00:20:27,826 --> 00:20:30,662
I write them myself.

373
00:20:30,696 --> 00:20:32,464
Stupid shit.

374
00:20:35,367 --> 00:20:37,302
The exterior appearance
of your apartment

375
00:20:37,336 --> 00:20:39,304
should have
that respectable look

376
00:20:39,338 --> 00:20:42,307
with only you knowing
What's behind all this?

377
00:20:42,341 --> 00:20:44,576
Before your first attempt
to seduction,

378
00:20:44,610 --> 00:20:47,079
can i suggest
you try a test?

379
00:20:47,112 --> 00:20:49,481
See that everything
works correctly.

380
00:20:49,514 --> 00:20:52,084
Remember,
practice makes perfect

381
00:20:52,117 --> 00:20:53,819
in more than one way.

382
00:20:56,555 --> 00:20:58,757
On your marks.

383
00:20:58,790 --> 00:21:00,459
Put on.

384
00:21:00,492 --> 00:21:01,426
Go!

385
00:21:05,597 --> 00:21:06,231
Shit.

386
00:22:02,988 --> 00:22:03,955
Yeah.

387
00:22:07,092 --> 00:22:08,560
- All together.

388
00:22:08,593 --> 00:22:10,629
Now what?

389
00:22:10,662 --> 00:22:13,365
Look now
to yourself.

390
00:22:15,534 --> 00:22:17,135
Are you looking
like Burt Reynolds?

391
00:22:17,169 --> 00:22:18,670
No.

392
00:22:18,704 --> 00:22:20,839
-How about Robert Redford?
- No.

393
00:22:20,872 --> 00:22:22,874
GOOD. If you did,
you wouldn't need this book.

394
00:22:22,908 --> 00:22:25,677
Ok, look now
to your hair.

395
00:22:25,711 --> 00:22:28,046
He needs an expert contact,

396
00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:31,049
cut and styled to accentuate
these strong traits.

397
00:22:31,083 --> 00:22:33,685
And these clothes.

398
00:22:33,719 --> 00:22:34,986
What's the problem
with my clothes?

399
00:22:35,020 --> 00:22:36,688
They have to leave.

400
00:22:36,722 --> 00:22:38,790
You want to wear clothes
which are fashionable,

401
00:22:38,824 --> 00:22:41,093
who will attract women,
not push them away.

402
00:22:41,126 --> 00:22:44,429
Ehh, and this body.

403
00:22:44,463 --> 00:22:46,565
When was the last time
you ran a step,

404
00:22:46,598 --> 00:22:48,967
pressed weights?

405
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:51,737
Most women like a man with
a muscular and toned body.

406
00:22:54,239 --> 00:22:56,141
All right.
I will do it.

407
00:22:56,174 --> 00:22:57,175
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah.

408
00:22:57,209 --> 00:23:00,011
Trim nose hair.

409
00:23:04,616 --> 00:23:06,017
-Ralph.
- Eh?

410
00:23:06,051 --> 00:23:08,153
Oh my God.
The steering wheel handle

411
00:23:08,186 --> 00:23:10,922
crush my back.

412
00:23:10,956 --> 00:23:13,492
Oh, these muscles
to you
so big and hard.

413
00:23:13,525 --> 00:23:15,794
- Pardon.
- Oh.

414
00:23:15,827 --> 00:23:16,962
Look, why not
we try this?

415
00:23:16,995 --> 00:23:19,865
All right. Ralph.

416
00:23:19,898 --> 00:23:21,566
Oh my God.
Shifting gears,

417
00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:22,868
it sticks to me
next to it.

418
00:23:22,901 --> 00:23:24,569
Christina, I'm sorry.

419
00:23:24,603 --> 00:23:25,637
Yeah I know
you are, Ralph.

420
00:23:27,706 --> 00:23:29,040
Why not just
try the back seat?

421
00:23:29,074 --> 00:23:30,942
Hello guys.

422
00:23:30,976 --> 00:23:32,244
Hey, how will it hang,
Ralphie? Hi Christina

423
00:23:32,277 --> 00:23:33,812
You want some popcorn,
guys?

424
00:23:33,845 --> 00:23:35,680
Have a beer, Ralph.
Christina, do you want one?

425
00:23:35,714 --> 00:23:37,015
No thanks.

426
00:23:37,048 --> 00:23:39,050
I hope you don't
keep looking at us
the film with you.

427
00:23:39,084 --> 00:23:40,552
-Nah.
- We sneaked in

428
00:23:40,585 --> 00:23:42,053
and do not have
anywhere to sit.

429
00:23:42,087 --> 00:23:43,889
No joke.
How did you do that?

430
00:23:43,922 --> 00:23:45,891
Well we waited
up to the hilt
was about--

431
00:23:53,098 --> 00:23:54,800
Hi Peter.

432
00:24:01,973 --> 00:24:03,141
Uh...

433
00:24:03,175 --> 00:24:04,643
maybe not these either.

434
00:24:04,676 --> 00:24:05,944
You have something
with a little color?

435
00:24:05,977 --> 00:24:07,145
On.

436
00:24:07,179 --> 00:24:10,148
And then
do you think?

437
00:24:10,182 --> 00:24:12,250
Not exactly
what I had in mind.

438
00:24:13,885 --> 00:24:15,754
Oh!

439
00:24:19,691 --> 00:24:21,693
Okay, pet.

440
00:24:21,726 --> 00:24:23,295
-Now that your trap...

441
00:24:23,328 --> 00:24:24,996
...is ready and baited,

442
00:24:25,030 --> 00:24:26,765
It's time
stalk your prey.

443
00:24:26,798 --> 00:24:28,033
-Your first conquest...
- Yeah.

444
00:24:28,066 --> 00:24:30,735
... should be simple,
a woman you already know,

445
00:24:30,769 --> 00:24:33,171
but I always
was afraid to ask.

446
00:24:33,205 --> 00:24:35,574
Pick up the phone
and call her.

447
00:24:35,607 --> 00:24:37,909
Invite her to your house
for drinks.

448
00:24:37,943 --> 00:24:40,712
If she says yes,
This can only mean one thing.

449
00:24:40,745 --> 00:24:43,014
- What?
-Sex, Dummy.

450
00:24:43,048 --> 00:24:43,882
Oh. Yeah.

451
00:24:48,253 --> 00:24:49,621
Yes.

452
00:24:49,654 --> 00:24:50,488
Stephanie?

453
00:24:50,522 --> 00:24:51,990
Stephanie

454
00:24:52,023 --> 00:24:53,191
Yes?

455
00:24:53,225 --> 00:24:54,326
It's Tony.

456
00:24:54,359 --> 00:24:55,927
Tony?

457
00:24:55,961 --> 00:24:57,863
Yes, Tony Cannelloni,

458
00:24:57,896 --> 00:24:59,097
from the office.

459
00:24:59,130 --> 00:25:01,066
Tony

460
00:25:01,099 --> 00:25:04,069
Oh, Tony, yes.

461
00:25:04,102 --> 00:25:05,871
What could I do
for you, Tony?

462
00:25:05,904 --> 00:25:07,572
Well, I thought...

463
00:25:07,606 --> 00:25:08,807
Book:
Do it. Do it.

464
00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:11,176
- What did you say?
- Tony:
Nothing.

465
00:25:11,209 --> 00:25:14,179
Well well,
we worked together
for over a year now,

466
00:25:14,212 --> 00:25:16,982
well,
we don't really know
mutually very good,

467
00:25:17,015 --> 00:25:20,151
and I come
thought that...

468
00:25:20,185 --> 00:25:21,686
Yes, Tony?

469
00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:24,356
Yes I know
you are probably busy

470
00:25:24,389 --> 00:25:26,791
and we would never
time to get together
for a few drinks,

471
00:25:26,825 --> 00:25:29,060
but i just thought
I would still ask.

472
00:25:29,094 --> 00:25:31,830
I'm never too busy
for you, Tony.

473
00:25:31,863 --> 00:25:33,198
I would love to.

474
00:25:34,900 --> 00:25:36,034
Tony, are you there?

475
00:25:36,067 --> 00:25:37,702
Y-Yeah.

476
00:25:37,736 --> 00:25:39,671
I mean, you said yes.

477
00:25:39,704 --> 00:25:41,239
You really said yes.

478
00:25:41,273 --> 00:25:42,974
Book:
See?

479
00:25:44,709 --> 00:25:46,945
Amazing.

480
00:25:46,978 --> 00:25:48,947
Well I see you,
Steph.

481
00:25:48,980 --> 00:25:50,682
Isn't it
forget something,

482
00:25:50,715 --> 00:25:52,817
like where do you live?

483
00:26:02,794 --> 00:26:04,930
Miss Crenshaw, would you
come here, please?

484
00:26:14,706 --> 00:26:16,875
Miss Crenshaw,

485
00:26:16,908 --> 00:26:19,044
I have something
for you.

486
00:26:19,077 --> 00:26:20,946
Well, I don't
want it, Joe.

487
00:26:20,979 --> 00:26:23,982
Do you remember
what did you promise me?

488
00:26:24,015 --> 00:26:26,985
Leave me
refresh your memory,
Mr Cannelloni.

489
00:26:27,018 --> 00:26:28,920
"I promise you
never have to do it

490
00:26:28,954 --> 00:26:30,855
in the office again,
Miss Crenshaw. "

491
00:26:30,889 --> 00:26:34,059
You promised
treat myself
like a woman.

492
00:26:34,092 --> 00:26:37,696
Like, why don't you
take me to fantasy
hotel or something?

493
00:26:37,729 --> 00:26:40,699
It's not enough
you make me
working weekend,

494
00:26:40,732 --> 00:26:43,001
but you can't even
keep a little promise.

495
00:26:43,034 --> 00:26:44,703
Miss Crenshaw, you know
I don't like hotels.

496
00:26:44,736 --> 00:26:46,338
I mean, try to find
someone with an apartment.

497
00:26:46,371 --> 00:26:47,839
Give me some time.

498
00:26:47,872 --> 00:26:49,708
I promise, next time
we come together,

499
00:26:49,741 --> 00:26:50,976
we will have
a nice little place.

500
00:26:53,845 --> 00:26:56,381
So don't leave me
In this condition.

501
00:26:56,414 --> 00:26:58,083
Please, Miss Crenshaw?

502
00:26:58,116 --> 00:26:59,317
I'll give you a raise.

503
00:27:01,119 --> 00:27:02,887
Okay, Joe,

504
00:27:02,921 --> 00:27:04,889
but it is
last time,

505
00:27:04,923 --> 00:27:06,391
and I really mean it.

506
00:27:10,428 --> 00:27:12,163
How much does it cost
the revival?

507
00:27:12,197 --> 00:27:14,399
Review your
last minute checklist.

508
00:27:14,432 --> 00:27:15,867
Music on.

509
00:27:18,103 --> 00:27:19,104
Tony:
Check.

510
00:27:19,137 --> 00:27:20,338
- A full ice bucket?

511
00:27:21,906 --> 00:27:24,009
- Check.
Clean underwear?

512
00:27:24,042 --> 00:27:25,410
Yeah. Check.

513
00:27:30,415 --> 00:27:32,350
♪ This meaning
magic... ♪

514
00:27:32,384 --> 00:27:33,918
Who is there?

515
00:27:33,952 --> 00:27:36,287
Tony,
you in?

516
00:27:36,321 --> 00:27:40,258
♪ You are the prey
on all types of...

517
00:27:40,291 --> 00:27:42,027
Just a minute,
Christina
I'll be there.

518
00:27:42,060 --> 00:27:43,995
What is happening
in there?

519
00:27:44,029 --> 00:27:45,063
- Open, will you?

520
00:27:56,374 --> 00:27:57,842
What are you
do here?

521
00:27:57,876 --> 00:27:59,110
What kind
welcome is it?

522
00:28:00,879 --> 00:28:02,147
What is happening
here, in any case,

523
00:28:02,180 --> 00:28:03,248
an orgy?

524
00:28:03,281 --> 00:28:05,083
It's not bad.

525
00:28:05,116 --> 00:28:07,118
Oh, Tony, you know
what you can use
right there,

526
00:28:07,152 --> 00:28:09,020
you know,
is one of those
sexy statues

527
00:28:09,054 --> 00:28:11,189
and other things, you know?
That would be great.

528
00:28:11,222 --> 00:28:12,891
Oh, this way, Tony,
you could have

529
00:28:12,924 --> 00:28:14,459
Some of these
fancy mirrors
and other things.

530
00:28:14,492 --> 00:28:15,960
Don't you
no TV?

531
00:28:15,994 --> 00:28:17,462
Christina,
What do you want?

532
00:28:17,495 --> 00:28:18,963
Nothing.
Look, I just passed

533
00:28:18,997 --> 00:28:20,999
to see what
my big brother
Was up to it.

534
00:28:21,032 --> 00:28:22,434
Look, Tony,
the least you
could have done

535
00:28:22,467 --> 00:28:23,868
I was invited
see this.

536
00:28:23,902 --> 00:28:25,303
Yeah
now that you've seen it,

537
00:28:25,336 --> 00:28:26,337
Christina,
it's time to leave.

538
00:28:26,371 --> 00:28:27,806
But I just arrived.

539
00:28:27,839 --> 00:28:29,374
- Christina!
- What's the hurry?

540
00:28:29,407 --> 00:28:31,342
I'm tired, Christina.
I've had a long week

541
00:28:31,376 --> 00:28:32,844
in the office.
I've had loads of--

542
00:28:32,877 --> 00:28:34,846
What are you doing,
big brother?

543
00:28:34,879 --> 00:28:36,347
I? I understood. You have an appointment.

544
00:28:36,381 --> 00:28:37,849
Let go, Christina.

545
00:28:37,882 --> 00:28:39,350
Okay, okay.
I promise.

546
00:28:39,384 --> 00:28:41,052
No more questions,
but look.

547
00:28:41,086 --> 00:28:42,353
Don't forget to call mom
tonight, okay?

548
00:28:42,387 --> 00:28:43,855
She gets sick
with concern for you.

549
00:28:43,888 --> 00:28:45,356
Yeah yeah.
I will know. Bye bye.

550
00:28:45,390 --> 00:28:47,826
Ooh. I hope you score
tonight, big brother!

551
00:28:49,094 --> 00:28:50,395
I must have
this place ready.

552
00:29:06,277 --> 00:29:07,512
Stereo.

553
00:29:12,383 --> 00:29:13,551
Oh yeah.

554
00:29:16,454 --> 00:29:17,989
Oh, the bar.

555
00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:23,962
I'll be there.

556
00:29:25,530 --> 00:29:27,198
♪ This sense of...

557
00:29:27,232 --> 00:29:28,199
Hi.

558
00:29:28,233 --> 00:29:30,101
H-hi.

559
00:29:30,135 --> 00:29:31,936
Well, isn't it
will ask me in?

560
00:29:31,970 --> 00:29:33,938
Yes of course.
Between.

561
00:29:37,976 --> 00:29:42,313
♪ Could you fall for me
again? ♪

562
00:29:42,347 --> 00:29:45,316
Two at once?

563
00:29:45,350 --> 00:29:47,285
This wimp?

564
00:29:47,318 --> 00:29:48,353
Nah.

565
00:29:48,386 --> 00:29:49,621
Tony:
Have a drink?

566
00:29:49,654 --> 00:29:51,156
Stephanie:
Sure.

567
00:29:51,189 --> 00:29:52,857
I'll have a vodka martini,

568
00:29:52,891 --> 00:29:55,193
very dry, on the rocks,
with two olives.

569
00:29:55,226 --> 00:29:56,561
Yeah.

570
00:29:56,594 --> 00:29:59,831
♪ Closer than
you have already been

571
00:30:01,099 --> 00:30:03,535
♪ My head is in the clouds

572
00:30:03,568 --> 00:30:06,538
I can't pretend

573
00:30:06,571 --> 00:30:12,110
♪ This fear of flying
here again

574
00:30:12,143 --> 00:30:13,144
- ♪ You don't know...
Here--

575
00:30:13,178 --> 00:30:14,345
- oh!
- Oh!

576
00:30:14,379 --> 00:30:16,314
I'm sorry.
Oh, good God.

577
00:30:16,347 --> 00:30:18,917
- No, no damage.
- Oh, I'm sorry.

578
00:30:18,950 --> 00:30:20,218
I think I will
just remove this

579
00:30:20,251 --> 00:30:22,453
and leave it
dry out a bit, though.

580
00:30:24,556 --> 00:30:27,091
♪ just keep
this set of lips

581
00:30:27,125 --> 00:30:30,094
♪ right in front
from my eyes

582
00:30:30,128 --> 00:30:32,564
♪ And we will send you
this fear of flying

583
00:30:32,597 --> 00:30:36,534
♪ to heaven

584
00:30:38,002 --> 00:30:39,404
- Do you want to dance?
- On.

585
00:30:44,642 --> 00:30:49,547
♪ This sense of magic
here again

586
00:30:51,182 --> 00:30:55,386
♪ You are the prey
on any type of friend...

587
00:30:55,420 --> 00:30:57,088
Hey, look at him!

588
00:30:57,121 --> 00:30:58,990
Will you excuse me
for a minute?

589
00:30:59,023 --> 00:31:00,458
On.

590
00:31:02,393 --> 00:31:08,132
♪ I would say luck
is one to 10

591
00:31:08,166 --> 00:31:13,938
♪ your kisses
throw me now and then ♪

592
00:31:13,972 --> 00:31:16,174
♪ You are closer

593
00:31:16,207 --> 00:31:18,243
- Stephanie
-
That you were never... ♪

594
00:31:18,276 --> 00:31:19,377
Stephanie?

595
00:31:19,410 --> 00:31:22,013
Tony, this way.

596
00:31:22,046 --> 00:31:23,414
Do you want another drink?

597
00:31:23,448 --> 00:31:26,217
No why don't you
come here, Tony?

598
00:31:26,251 --> 00:31:27,719
Take off your clothes
and join me.

599
00:31:27,752 --> 00:31:30,388
Yeah. On.

600
00:32:10,094 --> 00:32:11,195
Yeah.

601
00:32:14,032 --> 00:32:15,533
Are you sure you don't
want another drink?

602
00:32:15,566 --> 00:32:17,635
No, Tony.

603
00:32:17,669 --> 00:32:20,405
Why don't you
just shut up
and kiss me?

604
00:32:35,620 --> 00:32:37,188
Man:
Stephanie!

605
00:32:37,221 --> 00:32:38,156
Homer?

606
00:32:40,091 --> 00:32:41,392
Oh my God!

607
00:32:49,567 --> 00:32:51,235
Tony:
Who are you?

608
00:32:51,269 --> 00:32:53,404
I am her husband,
you nerd.

609
00:32:53,438 --> 00:32:54,706
Tony:
Husband?

610
00:32:54,739 --> 00:32:56,441
Let me explain!

611
00:32:56,474 --> 00:32:58,142
It's not what you think!

612
00:32:58,176 --> 00:32:59,610
Stay out of it,
Asshole.

613
00:32:59,644 --> 00:33:01,512
My scores
with her.

614
00:33:01,546 --> 00:33:04,515
So you want
just to mess around, huh?

615
00:33:04,549 --> 00:33:08,453
You don't become
enough at home?

616
00:33:08,486 --> 00:33:11,456
Well,
I'll show you, baby.

617
00:33:11,489 --> 00:33:13,424
Show me what?

618
00:33:13,458 --> 00:33:15,493
I will show you
what I have.

619
00:33:15,526 --> 00:33:17,762
Call me "man".

620
00:33:17,795 --> 00:33:19,330
If you are
such a man,

621
00:33:19,364 --> 00:33:21,332
what is happening
what am I doing here?

622
00:33:21,366 --> 00:33:23,368
I'll show you, baby.

623
00:33:23,401 --> 00:33:25,203
I'll show you how
a real man does it.

624
00:33:25,236 --> 00:33:26,604
Someone cares
for a drink?

625
00:33:26,637 --> 00:33:27,739
- Shut up!
- Shut up!

626
00:33:34,245 --> 00:33:36,114
Ah, you call it
a kiss?

627
00:33:36,147 --> 00:33:37,515
Come here baby.
Do you want a kiss?

628
00:33:45,189 --> 00:33:47,859
Ooh. Now I
Call it a kiss.

629
00:33:47,892 --> 00:33:49,727
- Come here.
- Kiss me again.

630
00:33:51,195 --> 00:33:52,463
Stephanie:
Show me what else

631
00:33:52,497 --> 00:33:54,499
you have,
you man, you.

632
00:33:58,703 --> 00:34:01,339
How so
on a scale of one to ten?

633
00:34:01,372 --> 00:34:03,574
A certain 12.

634
00:34:09,680 --> 00:34:11,449
Yes.

635
00:34:11,482 --> 00:34:12,583
Sex.

636
00:34:12,617 --> 00:34:14,485
Of course.

637
00:34:14,519 --> 00:34:16,587
Sex.

638
00:34:16,621 --> 00:34:19,557
A child of...

639
00:34:20,892 --> 00:34:22,560
...New Jersey

640
00:34:22,593 --> 00:34:24,262
rent an apartment.

641
00:34:24,295 --> 00:34:26,497
Stephanie:
You macho man, you.

642
00:34:26,531 --> 00:34:29,200
Yeah.
He makes one...

643
00:34:31,803 --> 00:34:33,471
... swinger pad.

644
00:34:33,504 --> 00:34:35,306
The...

645
00:34:35,339 --> 00:34:38,309
New Jersey Casanova.

646
00:34:38,342 --> 00:34:39,610
Ha!

647
00:34:39,644 --> 00:34:41,379
Book:
Don't be disappointed

648
00:34:41,412 --> 00:34:43,714
if at the beginning
you don't succeed

649
00:34:43,748 --> 00:34:45,650
Watch. Take notes.

650
00:34:45,683 --> 00:34:47,351
Don't worry.

651
00:34:47,385 --> 00:34:50,588
You will be the one
on this bed next time.

652
00:34:50,621 --> 00:34:52,423
Yes, when next time?

653
00:34:52,457 --> 00:34:54,258
Have patience.

654
00:34:56,327 --> 00:34:59,163
Do it again,
my man.

655
00:34:59,197 --> 00:35:00,665
Not yet.

656
00:35:00,698 --> 00:35:02,200
- Shut up!
- Shut up!

657
00:35:03,835 --> 00:35:06,370
Frank:
And when the husband
enters into

658
00:35:06,404 --> 00:35:08,439
It’s hysterical.

659
00:35:08,473 --> 00:35:10,641
Tell you
the truth, Donald,

660
00:35:10,675 --> 00:35:13,277
I didn't think
you had it in you.

661
00:35:13,311 --> 00:35:15,546
Now where is
you had the idea

662
00:35:15,580 --> 00:35:18,249
for this New Jersey
History of Casanova?

663
00:35:18,282 --> 00:35:21,252
Too bad,
I just arrived--

664
00:35:21,285 --> 00:35:25,289
Frank,
it's for $4000.

665
00:35:26,557 --> 00:35:29,393
$4,000.

666
00:35:29,427 --> 00:35:31,229
It's only
the beginning, Donald.

667
00:35:31,262 --> 00:35:32,763
Are you serious?

668
00:35:32,797 --> 00:35:34,866
Now hear this.

669
00:35:34,899 --> 00:35:37,468
Playhouse Magazine
wants you to do

670
00:35:37,502 --> 00:35:39,370
a series in 10 parts
titled

671
00:35:39,403 --> 00:35:40,872
"The X-rated
Adventures

672
00:35:40,905 --> 00:35:42,373
from New Jersey
Casanova. "

673
00:35:42,406 --> 00:35:43,875
Yes of course
I told them

674
00:35:43,908 --> 00:35:45,743
my client
was too busy
finish a novel

675
00:35:45,776 --> 00:35:47,979
and could not
maybe take
such a mission.

676
00:35:48,012 --> 00:35:50,314
They offered
double the amount
per segment.

677
00:35:50,348 --> 00:35:52,216
- Tell me.
- I said no.

678
00:35:52,250 --> 00:35:54,385
What did you say?

679
00:35:54,418 --> 00:35:55,820
We have tripled.

680
00:35:55,853 --> 00:35:57,321
Triple?

681
00:35:57,355 --> 00:35:59,790
We have triple
over a series of 10 games?

682
00:35:59,824 --> 00:36:01,592
Do you know
how much my--

683
00:36:01,626 --> 00:36:03,461
triple. Server!

684
00:36:03,494 --> 00:36:05,229
Your best champagne.
Fast!

685
00:36:07,031 --> 00:36:09,433
I took the freedom
to order earlier.

686
00:36:12,970 --> 00:36:14,739
To the next 10.

687
00:36:14,772 --> 00:36:17,475
To the next 10.

688
00:36:17,508 --> 00:36:19,710
What?
What's the problem,
Donald?

689
00:36:19,744 --> 00:36:20,878
Nothing. Nothing.

690
00:36:20,912 --> 00:36:22,346
To the next 10.

691
00:36:26,951 --> 00:36:28,419
Book:
Ahem!

692
00:36:28,452 --> 00:36:30,421
In no case

693
00:36:30,454 --> 00:36:32,390
give the key to your apartment
to your mother.

694
00:36:32,423 --> 00:36:34,458
Christina, eat.

695
00:36:34,492 --> 00:36:36,427
Ralph is going to honk
when he honks.

696
00:36:39,330 --> 00:36:42,033
Tony, you are
looks so thin.

697
00:36:42,066 --> 00:36:44,302
He looks the same
for me, mom.

698
00:36:44,335 --> 00:36:46,571
Didn't you
eaten?

699
00:36:46,604 --> 00:36:48,739
Here. Have more
of my homemade spaghetti.

700
00:36:48,773 --> 00:36:50,274
All right.

701
00:36:50,308 --> 00:36:52,944
Now, Tony...

702
00:36:52,977 --> 00:36:55,746
who is the one
this is the most concerned
about you?

703
00:36:55,780 --> 00:36:58,015
You, my

704
00:36:58,049 --> 00:37:00,384
And who is the one
this is the most concerned

705
00:37:00,418 --> 00:37:01,919
about your safety
and well-being?

706
00:37:01,953 --> 00:37:03,854
You, my

707
00:37:03,888 --> 00:37:05,556
It's true.

708
00:37:05,590 --> 00:37:07,658
And that's why I think

709
00:37:07,692 --> 00:37:10,661
I should have an extra key
in your apartment

710
00:37:10,695 --> 00:37:13,664
Louise
don't badger
the boy!

711
00:37:13,698 --> 00:37:16,634
I am not
harass him.

712
00:37:16,667 --> 00:37:18,903
I'm only concerned
about his health.

713
00:37:18,936 --> 00:37:20,538
And if he
should get sick

714
00:37:20,571 --> 00:37:22,039
or have
a heart attack,

715
00:37:22,073 --> 00:37:24,041
or even worse
and if some degenerate

716
00:37:24,075 --> 00:37:25,776
should enter
and attack him?

717
00:37:25,810 --> 00:37:27,478
How is someone
will you know?

718
00:37:27,511 --> 00:37:29,080
How is someone
will come in?

719
00:37:29,113 --> 00:37:30,615
Ask the Super
for the key.

720
00:37:30,648 --> 00:37:31,983
Shut up, Christina!

721
00:37:32,016 --> 00:37:34,919
I'm worried sick.

722
00:37:34,952 --> 00:37:37,021
But, my only reason
I have the place

723
00:37:37,054 --> 00:37:39,056
- was if I--
- Tony

724
00:37:40,758 --> 00:37:43,461
Tony

725
00:37:43,494 --> 00:37:44,895
Very good, mom.

726
00:37:47,031 --> 00:37:48,466
You may have the key.

727
00:37:52,069 --> 00:37:54,105
I'm going to hang it
here,

728
00:37:54,138 --> 00:37:56,574
where it's going to be
nice and safe.

729
00:37:59,610 --> 00:38:00,845
I thought you said
you had a place.

730
00:38:03,047 --> 00:38:04,815
I did. That's it.

731
00:38:04,849 --> 00:38:06,517
It's not
what I considered

732
00:38:06,550 --> 00:38:07,818
when you said
I should see stars.

733
00:38:07,852 --> 00:38:09,120
Oh!

734
00:38:09,153 --> 00:38:10,855
To pull!

735
00:38:15,393 --> 00:38:16,961
Put on the cover
there.

736
00:38:16,994 --> 00:38:18,562
How is it?

737
00:38:18,596 --> 00:38:20,097
Awesome.

738
00:38:20,131 --> 00:38:21,799
Let's be naked,
Ralph.

739
00:38:21,832 --> 00:38:23,467
Oh, Ralph,

740
00:38:23,501 --> 00:38:25,703
these muscles
are so sexy.

741
00:38:25,736 --> 00:38:27,505
Oh, Ralph, Ralph,

742
00:38:27,538 --> 00:38:29,440
Can I touch
your muscle?

743
00:38:29,473 --> 00:38:31,409
Ralph, I can
touch your muscle?

744
00:38:31,442 --> 00:38:34,712
Ooh.

745
00:38:34,745 --> 00:38:36,747
- Christina: What is it?

746
00:38:36,781 --> 00:38:38,949
Nothing, just slapped
a couple of dead mosquitoes.

747
00:38:38,983 --> 00:38:41,919
-Christina: Ooh.

748
00:38:41,952 --> 00:38:43,421
A couple?

749
00:38:45,189 --> 00:38:47,625
You wanted
a few thousand,
isn't it?

750
00:38:47,658 --> 00:38:50,594
Oh!

751
00:38:50,628 --> 00:38:53,397
Ralph, let's go
out of here!
Let's go!

752
00:38:53,431 --> 00:38:55,966
Ralph, hurry up!

753
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:57,601
I can't find my keys.

754
00:38:57,635 --> 00:38:59,470
Oh, Ralph!

755
00:38:59,503 --> 00:39:02,173
Oh, Hunky Jock
or not hunky jock,

756
00:39:02,206 --> 00:39:03,808
you better find us
a place.

757
00:39:03,841 --> 00:39:05,776
Now find these keys.

758
00:39:05,810 --> 00:39:07,611
Oh!

759
00:39:07,645 --> 00:39:09,680
Ralph!

760
00:39:09,714 --> 00:39:11,415
Ouch!

761
00:39:11,449 --> 00:39:14,485
Book:
Get women
get to know you

762
00:39:14,518 --> 00:39:18,089
is always easier
if you meet them
on their own land.

763
00:39:18,122 --> 00:39:20,057
Your days off,

764
00:39:20,091 --> 00:39:22,193
stalk the supermarket aisles,

765
00:39:22,226 --> 00:39:24,662
slide through
women's clothing sections

766
00:39:24,695 --> 00:39:26,530
department stores,

767
00:39:26,564 --> 00:39:28,165
and look for them
at their watering holes,

768
00:39:28,199 --> 00:39:30,634
the laundromat.

769
00:39:30,668 --> 00:39:32,603
You will be surprised
to the number

770
00:39:32,636 --> 00:39:34,205
women available
there

771
00:39:34,238 --> 00:39:36,574
who would jump
on occasion

772
00:39:36,607 --> 00:39:38,709
follow you
back to your lair

773
00:39:38,743 --> 00:39:42,713
for an afternoon
of uncontrolled passion.

774
00:39:42,747 --> 00:39:44,048
Hi.

775
00:39:44,081 --> 00:39:45,750
Do I know you?

776
00:39:45,783 --> 00:39:48,018
I am your neighbor.
Do you remember the sofa?

777
00:39:48,052 --> 00:39:49,520
Name is Tony,
remember?

778
00:39:49,553 --> 00:39:51,021
Oh yes. Hi.

779
00:39:51,055 --> 00:39:53,557
Excuse me.

780
00:39:53,591 --> 00:39:56,160
You know it seems
as you always are
in my way.

781
00:39:56,193 --> 00:39:58,229
Oh yes. Pardon.

782
00:39:58,262 --> 00:39:59,764
Hey, what's your name?

783
00:39:59,797 --> 00:40:00,998
Corrinne

784
00:40:01,031 --> 00:40:01,766
Corrinne

785
00:40:04,068 --> 00:40:06,237
Tony! Tony!

786
00:40:06,270 --> 00:40:08,706
I'm sorry.
I don't remember it.

787
00:40:08,739 --> 00:40:10,007
What did you say
was your name?

788
00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:11,709
Corinne!

789
00:40:11,742 --> 00:40:13,744
Ah yes, Corinne.

790
00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:25,156
Excuse me.
This washer
used?

791
00:40:25,189 --> 00:40:27,792
Yes it is.
I'm sorry.

792
00:40:27,825 --> 00:40:29,059
Don't be sorry.

793
00:40:43,240 --> 00:40:45,009
- Hi. I am a rabbit.
- Hi.

794
00:40:45,042 --> 00:40:46,811
You are new
in the surrounding area,
isn't it

795
00:40:46,844 --> 00:40:49,947
Don't tell me
You are.
I can say.

796
00:40:49,980 --> 00:40:53,751
You just have
this brand new
look at you.

797
00:40:53,784 --> 00:40:55,719
It's
my favorite
machine,

798
00:40:55,753 --> 00:40:57,221
number 14.

799
00:40:57,254 --> 00:40:58,923
It is also
my lucky number.

800
00:40:58,956 --> 00:41:01,025
I'm so happy
you didn't use it,

801
00:41:01,058 --> 00:41:03,093
because then
I should use
another machine,

802
00:41:03,127 --> 00:41:04,962
like number five.

803
00:41:04,995 --> 00:41:06,664
I used it
last August

804
00:41:06,697 --> 00:41:08,132
when that
little old lady
named Bertha

805
00:41:08,165 --> 00:41:09,900
entered
and used the number 14,

806
00:41:09,934 --> 00:41:11,602
well,
It broke

807
00:41:11,635 --> 00:41:13,704
right on target
of the soak cycle.

808
00:41:13,737 --> 00:41:15,306
I started to cry,
and I looked

809
00:41:15,339 --> 00:41:17,174
everywhere
for another machine,

810
00:41:17,208 --> 00:41:18,909
but there
wasn't it a void,

811
00:41:18,943 --> 00:41:20,711
so I had to wait
32 minutes

812
00:41:20,744 --> 00:41:22,713
for another machine
to be empty,

813
00:41:22,746 --> 00:41:24,915
and then I carried
all my laundry,

814
00:41:24,949 --> 00:41:26,684
and they were
soaking, drops

815
00:41:26,717 --> 00:41:28,686
with water
and soap,

816
00:41:28,719 --> 00:41:30,321
and I had to wear
all the way

817
00:41:30,354 --> 00:41:33,123
there
at number 23.

818
00:41:33,157 --> 00:41:35,159
What did you say
was your name?

819
00:41:35,192 --> 00:41:37,628
- Tony Tony Can--
- I knew a Tony once.

820
00:41:37,661 --> 00:41:40,197
Or was it Bony?
Never mind.

821
00:41:40,231 --> 00:41:41,866
He was so weird.

822
00:41:41,899 --> 00:41:44,568
I fixed him some tacos
For dinner
one night,

823
00:41:44,602 --> 00:41:47,137
and he wanted
to stick them
between my...

824
00:41:48,606 --> 00:41:52,276
Book:
Women like to talk.

825
00:41:52,309 --> 00:41:55,246
Be a patient listener.

826
00:41:55,279 --> 00:41:58,249
His big mouth
has several other uses,

827
00:41:58,282 --> 00:42:01,051
one of which should
become apparent fairly soon.

828
00:42:01,085 --> 00:42:02,586
RIGHT.

829
00:42:26,744 --> 00:42:27,711
Good morning.

830
00:42:27,745 --> 00:42:29,046
Women:
Hi.

831
00:42:29,079 --> 00:42:31,215
Who is it?

832
00:42:31,248 --> 00:42:33,117
Is there something
Can I do for you?

833
00:42:33,150 --> 00:42:34,718
I just wanted
hear your voice.

834
00:42:34,752 --> 00:42:36,220
It's been so long.

835
00:42:39,256 --> 00:42:42,059
What kind of music
do you like it, Tony?

836
00:42:42,092 --> 00:42:43,360
Who is it?

837
00:42:43,394 --> 00:42:45,129
How do you
know my name?

838
00:42:45,162 --> 00:42:46,363
Vivaldi?

839
00:42:46,397 --> 00:42:47,965
Vivaldi?

840
00:42:47,998 --> 00:42:49,667
No, not me.

841
00:42:49,700 --> 00:42:51,101
It's
my favorite composer.

842
00:42:51,135 --> 00:42:53,270
His melodies
mixes so well

843
00:42:53,304 --> 00:42:55,105
more than
a candlelit dinner.

844
00:42:55,139 --> 00:42:56,807
Do you like French?

845
00:42:56,840 --> 00:42:59,343
Yes, French, Greek,
you name it.

846
00:42:59,376 --> 00:43:02,846
French cuisine, stupid.

847
00:43:02,880 --> 00:43:05,716
Did you come from
a radio show
or something?

848
00:43:05,749 --> 00:43:08,018
No, you're so cute, Tony.

849
00:43:08,052 --> 00:43:09,219
Bye.

850
00:43:09,253 --> 00:43:10,321
- Good morning?

851
00:43:10,354 --> 00:43:11,989
Good morning?

852
00:43:14,792 --> 00:43:16,260
Give me a minute.

853
00:43:18,028 --> 00:43:19,697
Hi. I am a rabbit.

854
00:43:19,730 --> 00:43:21,298
It's a very beautiful
hallway you--

855
00:43:28,839 --> 00:43:31,809
I thought I would never
find this place.

856
00:43:31,842 --> 00:43:34,378
You know,
I get lost so easily.

857
00:43:34,411 --> 00:43:36,080
Come in, Bunny.

858
00:43:36,113 --> 00:43:37,381
I'm in it.

859
00:43:37,414 --> 00:43:39,850
You're funny, Tony.

860
00:43:39,883 --> 00:43:41,785
You know, once
I went to visit

861
00:43:41,819 --> 00:43:43,120
my aunt
on my mother's side,

862
00:43:43,153 --> 00:43:46,857
and I got lost
for nine hours
and 10 minutes.

863
00:43:46,890 --> 00:43:48,926
First of all, I took
the wrong turn.

864
00:43:48,959 --> 00:43:51,729
Then of course
I followed
bad road signs.

865
00:43:51,762 --> 00:43:54,465
It took me five hours
realize

866
00:43:54,498 --> 00:43:57,267
that I was reading
the road map
backwards.

867
00:43:57,301 --> 00:43:59,937
Two weeks.
He went through there
two weeks.

868
00:43:59,970 --> 00:44:02,172
Can you imagine
dust balls?

869
00:44:02,206 --> 00:44:04,108
They are also big
like grapefruit.

870
00:44:04,141 --> 00:44:05,876
And the toilet bowl.

871
00:44:05,909 --> 00:44:08,479
I don't even want
think about
the toilet bowl.

872
00:44:08,512 --> 00:44:10,781
Boy, this place.

873
00:44:10,814 --> 00:44:12,783
Christina,
wish me luck.

874
00:44:12,816 --> 00:44:14,284
I'm leaving
do battle.

875
00:44:14,318 --> 00:44:15,753
Good luck, mom.

876
00:44:25,462 --> 00:44:27,798
Come on, Tony.
If you are there,
pick up.

877
00:44:30,167 --> 00:44:31,502
Rats.

878
00:44:39,143 --> 00:44:40,811
My aunt called
the police,

879
00:44:40,844 --> 00:44:43,047
and by time
I have finally arrived,

880
00:44:43,080 --> 00:44:45,849
there was probably
eight police cars
in the aisle.

881
00:44:45,883 --> 00:44:48,252
I said, "Oh, my God,

882
00:44:48,285 --> 00:44:50,788
someone must have
been murdered. "

883
00:44:50,821 --> 00:44:53,791
How beautiful
stand here,

884
00:44:53,824 --> 00:44:57,261
just like
a hotel room
at the MGM Grand.

885
00:44:57,294 --> 00:44:59,897
And look
to your little sofa.

886
00:44:59,930 --> 00:45:01,999
My mother
has this sofa.

887
00:45:02,032 --> 00:45:04,435
It doesn't
watch anything
like yours, though.

888
00:45:04,468 --> 00:45:07,438
She has it
covered in this
pink colored plastic.

889
00:45:07,471 --> 00:45:09,907
In summer,
when you are all
hot and sticky

890
00:45:09,940 --> 00:45:12,209
humidity
and you sit down,

891
00:45:12,242 --> 00:45:13,911
you can
barely get up

892
00:45:13,944 --> 00:45:15,813
because your behind
adheres to it,

893
00:45:15,846 --> 00:45:17,781
through
to your underwear.

894
00:45:17,815 --> 00:45:19,283
Can you imagine?

895
00:45:19,316 --> 00:45:21,985
- Have a drink?
- I would like to have a drink.

896
00:45:22,019 --> 00:45:24,788
Oh, I don't care.
Anything will do.

897
00:45:24,822 --> 00:45:27,124
Vodka, whiskey, scotch,

898
00:45:27,157 --> 00:45:28,859
tequila, beer.

899
00:45:28,892 --> 00:45:30,928
Budweiser is a good beer.

900
00:45:30,961 --> 00:45:32,830
Although some say
Coors is the best.

901
00:45:32,863 --> 00:45:34,465
I really don't know.

902
00:45:34,498 --> 00:45:37,468
The beer makes me want to go
in the bathroom a lot.

903
00:45:37,501 --> 00:45:39,470
I just can't sit still.

904
00:45:39,503 --> 00:45:42,039
And you know
what they say about gin.

905
00:45:42,072 --> 00:45:43,974
A few sips of gin

906
00:45:44,007 --> 00:45:45,275
makes you want to sin.

907
00:45:45,309 --> 00:45:47,177
Gin it is.

908
00:45:47,211 --> 00:45:49,213
Goodness, we have been
standing a lot.

909
00:45:49,246 --> 00:45:51,849
You know, they say
if you hold on too much

910
00:45:51,882 --> 00:45:53,150
It's not good
for your veins.

911
00:45:53,183 --> 00:45:54,418
Here is.

912
00:45:56,386 --> 00:45:57,588
To your health.

913
00:45:57,621 --> 00:45:59,256
I read in
a medical textbook once

914
00:45:59,289 --> 00:46:01,859
That you can
get varicose veins
in your legs

915
00:46:01,892 --> 00:46:04,261
but I don't know
whether it's true or not.

916
00:46:04,294 --> 00:46:06,096
Take joggers,
for example,

917
00:46:06,130 --> 00:46:08,165
or football players.

918
00:46:08,198 --> 00:46:10,868
They never seem to have
varicose veins
in their legs.

919
00:46:10,901 --> 00:46:12,369
But once again,

920
00:46:12,402 --> 00:46:14,471
I guess I never come
looked pretty close.

921
00:46:15,873 --> 00:46:17,341
How to make a film?

922
00:46:17,374 --> 00:46:20,177
Owl.
X-rated films

923
00:46:20,210 --> 00:46:22,045
I love X-rated movies.

924
00:46:22,079 --> 00:46:24,114
I know this girl
who worked

925
00:46:24,148 --> 00:46:25,616
in the beauty salon
I'm going to.

926
00:46:25,649 --> 00:46:27,351
She wasn't very good.

927
00:46:27,384 --> 00:46:29,453
Anyway, she told me

928
00:46:29,486 --> 00:46:31,288
she dated
a porn star once.

929
00:46:31,321 --> 00:46:32,589
I didn't believe her,

930
00:46:32,623 --> 00:46:34,324
but then
she convinced me.

931
00:46:34,358 --> 00:46:36,326
You know
what she said?

932
00:46:36,360 --> 00:46:39,329
She said he was
the one with the...

933
00:46:39,363 --> 00:46:41,331
But when they returned home,

934
00:46:41,365 --> 00:46:43,167
it was only...

935
00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:46,170
They must use some sort
tower photography

936
00:46:46,203 --> 00:46:48,372
when they do
these kinds of films.

937
00:47:07,090 --> 00:47:09,126
Oh!

938
00:47:09,159 --> 00:47:11,328
She wears panties
like mine!

939
00:47:13,330 --> 00:47:14,431
See?

940
00:47:14,464 --> 00:47:17,167
Same brand, same.

941
00:47:17,201 --> 00:47:20,170
Isn't it a small world?

942
00:47:20,204 --> 00:47:22,072
I have panties

943
00:47:22,105 --> 00:47:24,641
for everyone
of my little moods.

944
00:47:24,675 --> 00:47:28,378
Blue panties
for when I feel sad.

945
00:47:28,412 --> 00:47:31,148
Yellow panties
for when I'm happy

946
00:47:31,181 --> 00:47:33,116
and full of sunshine.

947
00:47:33,150 --> 00:47:35,252
Green panties
when I

948
00:47:35,285 --> 00:47:38,255
a hint of jealousy
streaking through me.

949
00:47:38,288 --> 00:47:40,924
White panties
when I feel pure

950
00:47:40,958 --> 00:47:42,926
and innocent
like a virgin.

951
00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:45,596
Pink panties
when I feel sexy,

952
00:47:45,629 --> 00:47:47,564
and red panties

953
00:47:47,598 --> 00:47:50,567
when I feel red.

954
00:47:50,601 --> 00:47:53,103
Oh, a Murphy bed!

955
00:47:53,136 --> 00:47:55,939
And I love Murphy beds!

956
00:47:55,973 --> 00:47:58,542
They are so cute
the way they fold
in the wall.

957
00:47:58,575 --> 00:48:01,111
I just remembered

958
00:48:01,144 --> 00:48:03,580
I didn't fold
my laundry again.

959
00:48:03,614 --> 00:48:05,282
Later.
Fold your laundry later.

960
00:48:05,315 --> 00:48:06,416
Oh!

961
00:48:09,586 --> 00:48:12,055
Oh, Tony.

962
00:48:12,089 --> 00:48:15,158
Tony, it's me
your mother.

963
00:48:16,693 --> 00:48:19,296
Oh my God.

964
00:48:19,329 --> 00:48:20,297
Shit.

965
00:48:20,330 --> 00:48:22,199
Oh, good, company.

966
00:48:22,232 --> 00:48:23,967
I like company.

967
00:48:24,001 --> 00:48:25,969
A little
dinner

968
00:48:26,003 --> 00:48:28,238
I can do
appetizers.

969
00:48:28,272 --> 00:48:31,241
I do
this wonderful
peanut butter

970
00:48:31,275 --> 00:48:33,176
clusters of corn flakes.
You will love it.

971
00:48:33,210 --> 00:48:34,711
Just a minute, mom.
I'll be there.

972
00:48:34,745 --> 00:48:36,079
First you take
peanut butter,

973
00:48:36,113 --> 00:48:37,681
about two pounds.

974
00:48:37,714 --> 00:48:40,384
Then you add
a pound of
melted margarine,

975
00:48:40,417 --> 00:48:42,085
no butter,

976
00:48:42,119 --> 00:48:43,520
then a pound
sugar,

977
00:48:43,553 --> 00:48:46,523
two boxes
corn flakes.

978
00:48:46,556 --> 00:48:48,692
You must add
cornflakes...

979
00:48:52,262 --> 00:48:54,264
What's the point?
if you go
chain you?

980
00:48:54,298 --> 00:48:55,632
Extra protection, Ma.

981
00:48:55,666 --> 00:48:57,134
- Louise:
Do you think?

982
00:48:57,167 --> 00:48:58,368
Mom, what are you?
do here?

983
00:48:58,402 --> 00:49:00,170
I'm here to clean
the apartment.

984
00:49:00,203 --> 00:49:01,371
What are you doing here?

985
00:49:01,405 --> 00:49:02,339
I live here.

986
00:49:02,372 --> 00:49:04,207
Aha!

987
00:49:04,241 --> 00:49:06,076
A ball of dust.

988
00:49:06,109 --> 00:49:07,611
My, I'm coming
cleaned yesterday.

989
00:49:07,644 --> 00:49:10,314
What is this?

990
00:49:10,347 --> 00:49:12,282
I was about to
hang these to dry.

991
00:49:12,316 --> 00:49:14,084
-With soap on them?
- Yeah yeah.

992
00:49:14,117 --> 00:49:16,086
Mom, you can't
clean today.

993
00:49:16,119 --> 00:49:17,754
Why not?

994
00:49:17,788 --> 00:49:19,156
Uh...

995
00:49:19,189 --> 00:49:20,457
You don't even
hang up your phone?

996
00:49:20,490 --> 00:49:22,626
What kind of slob
Did I raise it, anyway?

997
00:49:24,761 --> 00:49:26,763
Good morning. Yes, he is--

998
00:49:26,797 --> 00:49:28,565
Christina,
is that you?

999
00:49:30,133 --> 00:49:31,601
Since when did you
start calling

1000
00:49:31,635 --> 00:49:34,338
your brother
in the afternoon?

1001
00:49:34,371 --> 00:49:36,640
Ah, just to say hello.

1002
00:49:36,673 --> 00:49:38,342
Isn't that nice?

1003
00:49:38,375 --> 00:49:40,043
Christina called
just to say hello.

1004
00:49:40,077 --> 00:49:41,244
Isn't that nice, Tony?

1005
00:49:41,278 --> 00:49:42,546
Yeah,
That's nice, mom.

1006
00:49:42,579 --> 00:49:44,181
see you soon
soon, darling.

1007
00:49:44,214 --> 00:49:45,816
All right. Bye bye.

1008
00:49:45,849 --> 00:49:48,085
Mom, you can't
clean today.

1009
00:49:48,118 --> 00:49:51,121
- Why not?
- uh...

1010
00:49:51,154 --> 00:49:52,422
I have a business
meet here.

1011
00:49:52,456 --> 00:49:54,491
- Saturday?
-Yeah.

1012
00:49:54,524 --> 00:49:56,626
What is this sound?

1013
00:49:56,660 --> 00:49:58,395
I can't hear
no noise, ma.

1014
00:49:58,428 --> 00:50:00,330
It looks like someone
mumbling a dinner menu.

1015
00:50:00,364 --> 00:50:03,133
Oh that?
This is the great one.

1016
00:50:03,166 --> 00:50:04,434
He looks
soap operas.

1017
00:50:04,468 --> 00:50:06,136
He loves them.
He is always
watch them.

1018
00:50:06,169 --> 00:50:08,171
Doesn't look like
none of my soaps.

1019
00:50:08,205 --> 00:50:09,272
Ma, this meeting
important.

1020
00:50:09,306 --> 00:50:10,507
They are going to be
here any minute

1021
00:50:10,540 --> 00:50:11,808
and I had
to get ready!

1022
00:50:11,842 --> 00:50:13,510
And I'm not important!

1023
00:50:13,543 --> 00:50:15,212
Of course you are, mom!

1024
00:50:15,245 --> 00:50:16,813
I come all the way
in Manhattan,

1025
00:50:16,847 --> 00:50:19,216
take my life in my hands

1026
00:50:19,249 --> 00:50:20,717
clean
my son's apartment,

1027
00:50:20,751 --> 00:50:22,619
and what do I get?

1028
00:50:22,652 --> 00:50:24,821
I'll tell you what I get.
I'm heartbroken.

1029
00:50:24,855 --> 00:50:26,289
My!

1030
00:50:26,323 --> 00:50:28,225
You don't care
if my heart is broken.

1031
00:50:28,258 --> 00:50:30,260
You bum!

1032
00:50:30,293 --> 00:50:31,762
Okay, clean.
To clean!

1033
00:50:31,795 --> 00:50:34,364
I can't clean up now!
I'm so angry!

1034
00:50:34,398 --> 00:50:36,366
If you don't hear
from me in an hour,

1035
00:50:36,400 --> 00:50:37,868
This means that I am being attacked!

1036
00:50:37,901 --> 00:50:39,169
- Ma.

1037
00:50:41,738 --> 00:50:44,708
-Jeez.

1038
00:50:44,741 --> 00:50:47,310
- Oh, good God.
-Now I can't think
about this for now.

1039
00:50:47,344 --> 00:50:50,080
Let me see.
Oh we need
a vegetable.

1040
00:50:54,418 --> 00:50:56,420
Chicken Parmesan

1041
00:50:56,453 --> 00:50:59,222
with bubbles
tomato sauce,

1042
00:50:59,256 --> 00:51:00,724
and for dessert,

1043
00:51:00,757 --> 00:51:03,160
Boston Cream Pie.

1044
00:51:15,939 --> 00:51:18,241
My god, what happened?

1045
00:51:20,277 --> 00:51:22,212
I can't hear

1046
00:51:22,245 --> 00:51:23,480
I'm going to go deaf.

1047
00:51:25,282 --> 00:51:26,516
What is happening to me?!

1048
00:51:40,931 --> 00:51:44,234
Book:
Now that you have succeeded
in your first conquest--

1049
00:51:44,267 --> 00:51:45,735
But I didn't.

1050
00:51:45,769 --> 00:51:47,270
You don't have? Really?

1051
00:51:47,304 --> 00:51:48,305
Really.

1052
00:51:48,338 --> 00:51:50,640
Let's review
chapters one to five

1053
00:51:50,674 --> 00:51:53,410
Again slowly.
- OK OK.

1054
00:52:00,317 --> 00:52:01,785
How lucky
Son of a bitch.

1055
00:52:06,823 --> 00:52:09,326
Miss Crenshaw,

1056
00:52:09,359 --> 00:52:10,393
could you come here,
Please?

1057
00:52:15,665 --> 00:52:17,767
Miss Crenshaw,
I have something for you.

1058
00:52:17,801 --> 00:52:19,469
- No.
- What?

1059
00:52:19,503 --> 00:52:22,272
No,
and it's final.

1060
00:52:22,305 --> 00:52:24,241
When you get us
a chic hotel room,

1061
00:52:24,274 --> 00:52:26,877
Maybe I will
think about it,

1062
00:52:26,910 --> 00:52:28,278
and maybe I won't.

1063
00:52:31,548 --> 00:52:34,818
Oh, and about this thing
you called for a raise,

1064
00:52:34,851 --> 00:52:37,287
keep it, you.

1065
00:52:39,789 --> 00:52:42,759
Come on, Ralph.
Not your parents
never go out?

1066
00:52:42,792 --> 00:52:45,462
Oh, Ralph, what are
what are we going to do?

1067
00:52:46,963 --> 00:52:48,832
Ralph.

1068
00:52:48,865 --> 00:52:51,501
Book:
Hunger and desire

1069
00:52:51,535 --> 00:52:53,503
are both
most important elements

1070
00:52:53,537 --> 00:52:55,338
to the man
and the survival of women.

1071
00:52:55,372 --> 00:52:56,940
Often,
woman's appetite

1072
00:52:56,973 --> 00:52:59,276
must be satisfied
before she can become

1073
00:52:59,309 --> 00:53:01,878
this wildly lustful animal
you want it to be.

1074
00:53:01,912 --> 00:53:04,548
You can always say
how sexual a woman will be

1075
00:53:04,581 --> 00:53:06,449
by the way she eats.

1076
00:53:06,483 --> 00:53:08,585
The warmest
his desires for food,

1077
00:53:08,618 --> 00:53:10,287
the most insatiable

1078
00:53:10,320 --> 00:53:12,422
his needs
for orgasmic fulfillment.

1079
00:53:12,455 --> 00:53:13,723
And of
the Hollywood hotline

1080
00:53:13,757 --> 00:53:15,425
comes this
exclusive treat.

1081
00:53:15,458 --> 00:53:17,727
Playhouse Magazine
sizzling new series

1082
00:53:17,761 --> 00:53:19,763
titled
"The X-rated adventures

1083
00:53:19,796 --> 00:53:21,765
of a 'New Jersey
Casanova, '"creates

1084
00:53:21,798 --> 00:53:24,000
quite a bit of noise
among the majors.

1085
00:53:24,034 --> 00:53:27,003
Closed auctions
for the film rights
to the sexual saga

1086
00:53:27,037 --> 00:53:29,005
are right now
to be looked at

1087
00:53:29,039 --> 00:53:30,507
by “Playhouse” executives.

1088
00:53:30,540 --> 00:53:32,709
This journalist wonders
if this material

1089
00:53:32,742 --> 00:53:35,478
maybe a little too hot
for Tinseltown.

1090
00:53:35,512 --> 00:53:37,881
And who is
this New Jersey Casanova?

1091
00:53:37,914 --> 00:53:39,449
Is it real?

1092
00:53:39,482 --> 00:53:40,951
And if he is
and he looks,

1093
00:53:40,984 --> 00:53:42,552
I'm in the phone book.

1094
00:53:42,586 --> 00:53:44,688
It will be 36.80.

1095
00:53:44,721 --> 00:53:47,290
It looks like
this should do
a movie, huh?

1096
00:53:47,324 --> 00:53:48,725
Smut, nothing but coal.

1097
00:53:51,094 --> 00:53:52,562
Book:
All together?

1098
00:53:52,596 --> 00:53:53,897
- I think so.
-GOOD.

1099
00:53:53,930 --> 00:53:55,398
- Yeah.
-Now be sure to watch

1100
00:53:55,432 --> 00:53:57,067
for these telltale signs,

1101
00:53:57,100 --> 00:54:00,070
that sly smile,
subtle compliments,

1102
00:54:00,103 --> 00:54:02,672
and that erotic laugh.

1103
00:54:02,706 --> 00:54:03,773
Yeah.

1104
00:54:04,808 --> 00:54:06,076
Oh, good God.

1105
00:54:06,109 --> 00:54:08,345
- pr You are prey
- Okay.

1106
00:54:08,378 --> 00:54:11,681
♪ On any type of friend

1107
00:54:11,715 --> 00:54:17,087
♪ Could you fall for me
again? ♪

1108
00:54:17,120 --> 00:54:18,588
How are you,
Monica?

1109
00:54:18,622 --> 00:54:20,924
Ah, not so good today.

1110
00:54:20,957 --> 00:54:22,692
I'm really beat.

1111
00:54:22,726 --> 00:54:24,828
Sorry to hear that.

1112
00:54:24,861 --> 00:54:25,428
Why don't you
between?

1113
00:54:25,462 --> 00:54:27,297
Maybe I can
fix you.

1114
00:54:28,531 --> 00:54:29,899
Yeah.

1115
00:54:29,933 --> 00:54:34,437
♪ You are closer
that you never were ♪

1116
00:54:34,471 --> 00:54:37,007
♪ my head is
in the clouds

1117
00:54:37,040 --> 00:54:40,543
I can't pretend

1118
00:54:40,577 --> 00:54:43,513
♪ This fear of flying
here again

1119
00:54:43,546 --> 00:54:44,814
Wonder what
he is ready.

1120
00:54:44,848 --> 00:54:46,516
-Pardon?
- Nothing.

1121
00:54:46,549 --> 00:54:48,718
♪ Don't you know that...

1122
00:54:48,752 --> 00:54:50,787
Can I take your fur?

1123
00:54:50,820 --> 00:54:52,022
Oh no,
I don't think so.

1124
00:54:52,055 --> 00:54:54,457
It's a little cold
here.

1125
00:54:54,491 --> 00:54:55,959
I will turn
the thermostat in place.

1126
00:54:55,992 --> 00:54:57,394
This should warm you up
straight ahead.

1127
00:54:57,427 --> 00:54:59,663
Not finished
72 degrees, please.

1128
00:54:59,696 --> 00:55:00,930
72 it is.

1129
00:55:04,601 --> 00:55:07,604
♪ And we will send you
this fear of flying

1130
00:55:07,637 --> 00:55:09,372
♪ to heaven

1131
00:55:09,406 --> 00:55:11,141
Oh, no support.

1132
00:55:11,174 --> 00:55:12,842
Bad for the back.

1133
00:55:12,876 --> 00:55:15,412
Well I just bought this
the other day.

1134
00:55:15,445 --> 00:55:16,946
It's really
pretty nice.

1135
00:55:16,980 --> 00:55:18,448
It doesn't bother you,
do you do it?

1136
00:55:18,481 --> 00:55:20,150
No way.

1137
00:55:20,183 --> 00:55:25,488
♪ This sense of magic
here again...

1138
00:55:25,522 --> 00:55:26,790
Champagne?

1139
00:55:26,823 --> 00:55:29,793
Oh no, thank you.

1140
00:55:29,826 --> 00:55:31,461
Do you have ginger?

1141
00:55:31,494 --> 00:55:33,697
Yeah. On.

1142
00:55:33,730 --> 00:55:36,833
♪ Once again...

1143
00:55:39,602 --> 00:55:41,037
There you go.

1144
00:55:41,071 --> 00:55:42,939
Well I guess
this glass will do the trick.

1145
00:55:44,741 --> 00:55:46,076
To your health.

1146
00:55:46,109 --> 00:55:48,712
♪ From time to time

1147
00:55:48,745 --> 00:55:50,814
♪ You are closer...

1148
00:55:50,847 --> 00:55:53,116
Monica, you look
beautiful tonight.

1149
00:55:53,149 --> 00:55:55,652
I know.

1150
00:55:55,685 --> 00:55:58,455
So, do you want to dance?

1151
00:55:58,488 --> 00:56:00,123
Oh no, not really.

1152
00:56:00,156 --> 00:56:02,792
I'm not in the mood.

1153
00:56:02,826 --> 00:56:05,028
Well we could
might as well go
eat, then, eh?

1154
00:56:05,061 --> 00:56:06,529
- What do you say?

1155
00:56:06,563 --> 00:56:08,631
Monica:
If you want.

1156
00:56:08,665 --> 00:56:10,700
Are you sure that I
can't you take your fur?

1157
00:56:10,734 --> 00:56:12,435
Oh, I'm sure of it.

1158
00:56:12,469 --> 00:56:17,774
♪ You don't know you got me
through it once before? ♪

1159
00:56:17,807 --> 00:56:20,510
♪ just keep
this set of lips

1160
00:56:20,543 --> 00:56:23,713
♪ here
before my eyes

1161
00:56:23,747 --> 00:56:26,583
♪ We will send you
this fear of flying

1162
00:56:26,616 --> 00:56:30,220
♪ to heaven

1163
00:56:30,253 --> 00:56:32,522
♪ Don't you know that...

1164
00:56:32,555 --> 00:56:33,890
Oh, isn't it
will join me?

1165
00:56:33,923 --> 00:56:35,692
Yes of course.

1166
00:56:35,725 --> 00:56:38,928
♪ You don't know
you crossed me

1167
00:56:38,962 --> 00:56:41,464
♪ Through her once before?

1168
00:56:41,498 --> 00:56:42,899
♪ just keep
this set of lips

1169
00:56:42,932 --> 00:56:44,501
Okay.

1170
00:56:44,534 --> 00:56:46,503
♪ here
before my eyes...

1171
00:56:47,670 --> 00:56:50,039
Use up to
too much oxygen.

1172
00:56:50,073 --> 00:56:51,741
♪ to heaven.

1173
00:56:51,775 --> 00:56:53,943
Oh. Start eating well,
so, huh?

1174
00:56:53,977 --> 00:56:56,880
We will start
with my specialty,

1175
00:56:56,913 --> 00:56:58,581
shrimp cocktail.

1176
00:56:58,615 --> 00:57:00,817
I make the sauce
from an old family recipe.

1177
00:57:00,850 --> 00:57:02,752
You're going to love it.

1178
00:57:02,786 --> 00:57:06,589
Oh, shrimp cocktail.

1179
00:57:06,623 --> 00:57:08,158
I can't, Tony.

1180
00:57:08,191 --> 00:57:11,961
It's just loaded
with cholesterol.

1181
00:57:11,995 --> 00:57:13,229
Pardon.

1182
00:57:13,263 --> 00:57:14,731
I guess I didn't think so.

1183
00:57:14,764 --> 00:57:17,100
Oh, it's good.

1184
00:57:17,133 --> 00:57:19,736
Well we'll move on
salad, then, eh?

1185
00:57:19,769 --> 00:57:21,271
What kind of dressing
would you like?

1186
00:57:21,304 --> 00:57:22,939
I have spicy Italian,
blue cheese,

1187
00:57:22,972 --> 00:57:24,641
Thousand Islands.

1188
00:57:24,674 --> 00:57:26,943
Nothing.
I'm on a diet.

1189
00:57:28,745 --> 00:57:30,947
Italian for me.

1190
00:57:30,980 --> 00:57:33,550
Nothing for Monica.

1191
00:57:39,289 --> 00:57:42,091
Oh.

1192
00:57:42,125 --> 00:57:43,927
It's...

1193
00:57:43,960 --> 00:57:46,229
endive.

1194
00:57:46,262 --> 00:57:50,033
And you don't eat endive.

1195
00:57:50,066 --> 00:57:52,101
I don't eat endive.

1196
00:57:56,005 --> 00:57:57,073
We will move to the right
at the entrance, then.

1197
00:58:09,118 --> 00:58:11,120
I'm sure you are
will love this.

1198
00:58:12,655 --> 00:58:14,190
His...

1199
00:58:15,992 --> 00:58:17,660
it's raw.

1200
00:58:17,694 --> 00:58:19,662
It's supposed to be.

1201
00:58:19,696 --> 00:58:21,164
It's steak tartare.

1202
00:58:23,233 --> 00:58:25,802
Maybe you have
a couple of hot dogs

1203
00:58:25,835 --> 00:58:27,070
and ketchup?

1204
00:58:29,038 --> 00:58:30,707
Monica, can I
ask you something?

1205
00:58:33,209 --> 00:58:34,978
On. What is this?

1206
00:58:36,980 --> 00:58:40,250
Monica, you accept
an invitation from me

1207
00:58:40,283 --> 00:58:42,085
come to my house
For dinner.

1208
00:58:42,118 --> 00:58:44,888
You walk
here complain
you are tired

1209
00:58:44,921 --> 00:58:47,156
You won't take off
your fur because
it's too cold

1210
00:58:47,190 --> 00:58:49,225
You don't want champagne.
You're not in the mood
dance.

1211
00:58:49,259 --> 00:58:51,628
Hors d'oeuvres
oozing cholesterol.

1212
00:58:51,661 --> 00:58:53,162
You hate salad.
The starter is too raw.

1213
00:58:53,196 --> 00:58:55,064
Then you ask
so you ask me

1214
00:58:55,098 --> 00:58:56,699
for a couple
hot dogs with ketchup.

1215
00:58:56,733 --> 00:58:58,001
What's the problem
with you, Monica?

1216
00:58:58,034 --> 00:58:59,335
Don't you like anything?

1217
00:58:59,369 --> 00:59:01,037
Yes.

1218
00:59:01,070 --> 00:59:03,706
What do you like?

1219
00:59:03,740 --> 00:59:05,308
Well...

1220
00:59:07,844 --> 00:59:09,746
...I like...

1221
00:59:09,779 --> 00:59:11,848
W-What did you say?

1222
00:59:11,881 --> 00:59:13,349
You hear me.

1223
00:59:13,383 --> 00:59:15,685
No, I haven't.
What did you say?

1224
00:59:15,718 --> 00:59:18,121
Well,
there is only one
small problem.

1225
00:59:18,154 --> 00:59:19,889
What?
What's the problem?

1226
00:59:19,923 --> 00:59:21,791
I scream.

1227
00:59:21,824 --> 00:59:23,960
Tony:
It's okay.
It doesn't bother me.

1228
00:59:23,993 --> 00:59:25,862
What doesn't bother you?

1229
00:59:25,895 --> 00:59:29,165
Oh, I will love you
kiss my neck...

1230
00:59:29,198 --> 00:59:31,701
- Oh yes, yes.
- ...here.

1231
00:59:31,734 --> 00:59:33,002
Ooh.

1232
00:59:33,036 --> 00:59:35,071
Boy now
two thumbs down.

1233
00:59:35,104 --> 00:59:37,140
On. On.

1234
00:59:37,173 --> 00:59:38,975
Oh. Oh.

1235
00:59:39,008 --> 00:59:40,276
And one more inch.

1236
00:59:40,310 --> 00:59:42,312
Yeah.

1237
00:59:42,345 --> 00:59:43,746
Oh. Ooh.

1238
00:59:43,780 --> 00:59:45,648
Now can you
kiss my ear?

1239
00:59:45,682 --> 00:59:46,916
Oh, you bet.

1240
00:59:48,718 --> 00:59:49,953
Oh yes.

1241
00:59:49,986 --> 00:59:52,755
Now kiss
my other ear.

1242
00:59:52,789 --> 00:59:54,290
Oh no.
No No No No.

1243
00:59:54,324 --> 00:59:56,092
- kisses baby.
- Baby baby baby.

1244
00:59:59,128 --> 01:00:00,797
Yes yes.

1245
01:00:00,830 --> 01:00:03,099
Now I want you to--

1246
01:00:03,132 --> 01:00:04,867
I want you
kiss him.

1247
01:00:06,703 --> 01:00:08,171
Oh. Oh.

1248
01:00:08,204 --> 01:00:09,872
Oh yes.

1249
01:00:09,906 --> 01:00:11,174
Now I want you

1250
01:00:11,207 --> 01:00:12,842
kiss and lick
this one.

1251
01:00:17,280 --> 01:00:20,049
Yes, now I want
kiss you

1252
01:00:20,083 --> 01:00:21,250
and lick this one.

1253
01:00:23,953 --> 01:00:25,455
Oh. Oh.

1254
01:00:25,488 --> 01:00:28,257
Yes. Oh.

1255
01:00:28,291 --> 01:00:30,059
Now I want you
kiss him

1256
01:00:30,093 --> 01:00:31,761
then lick it.

1257
01:00:36,766 --> 01:00:38,234
Kiss him again.

1258
01:00:38,267 --> 01:00:39,836
- No, kisses baby.
- Baby baby.

1259
01:00:39,869 --> 01:00:41,337
Kisses baby. Oh!

1260
01:00:41,371 --> 01:00:43,373
Oh! Yes!

1261
01:00:45,875 --> 01:00:47,844
Oh! Hi.

1262
01:00:47,877 --> 01:00:49,145
I want it.

1263
01:00:49,178 --> 01:00:50,413
Yes, me too.

1264
01:01:06,062 --> 01:01:07,096
Yes.

1265
01:01:09,766 --> 01:01:11,000
Monica

1266
01:01:24,814 --> 01:01:25,982
Oh, Tony!

1267
01:01:26,015 --> 01:01:27,083
Oh, I saw God.

1268
01:01:27,116 --> 01:01:29,318
Tony!

1269
01:01:35,792 --> 01:01:37,160
Yeah!

1270
01:01:37,193 --> 01:01:40,329
New Jersey Casanova
got her where he wanted her.

1271
01:01:40,363 --> 01:01:42,999
- Yeah.

1272
01:01:43,032 --> 01:01:45,334
His cries

1273
01:01:45,368 --> 01:01:47,203
filled the room
in orgasmic joy.

1274
01:01:47,236 --> 01:01:50,006
Oh yes.

1275
01:01:50,039 --> 01:01:52,842
He sighed. She bellowed.

1276
01:01:52,875 --> 01:01:55,511
They sighed and bellowed
five times.

1277
01:01:55,545 --> 01:01:57,113
Oh! Oh!

1278
01:01:57,146 --> 01:01:59,248
And every mortal man
could have called it one day,

1279
01:01:59,282 --> 01:02:02,018
but no
New Jersey Casanova.

1280
01:02:07,990 --> 01:02:09,158
- Good morning.

1281
01:02:09,192 --> 01:02:11,027
Tony,
she's your mother.

1282
01:02:11,060 --> 01:02:12,929
Do you remember me?

1283
01:02:12,962 --> 01:02:14,363
I am the chosen one
who brought you
in this world.

1284
01:02:14,397 --> 01:02:16,232
Yeah, hello, mom.
What do you want?

1285
01:02:16,265 --> 01:02:18,034
What do I want?

1286
01:02:18,067 --> 01:02:19,335
I would like
the love of my son.

1287
01:02:19,368 --> 01:02:21,037
You never call me
more.

1288
01:02:21,070 --> 01:02:22,939
Mom, I just called you
this morning.

1289
01:02:22,972 --> 01:02:25,541
- Tony, it was
a long time ago.

1290
01:02:25,575 --> 01:02:28,211
Tony, what is
this howl?

1291
01:02:28,244 --> 01:02:30,246
It's a wild animal show

1292
01:02:30,279 --> 01:02:32,482
on mating habits
women's bingo.

1293
01:02:32,515 --> 01:02:34,217
Bingo?

1294
01:02:34,250 --> 01:02:36,352
Tony, I'm worried
about you.

1295
01:02:36,385 --> 01:02:38,521
You spend
too much time
by yourself.

1296
01:02:38,554 --> 01:02:40,490
- Yes, you're right, mom.
-I am?

1297
01:02:40,523 --> 01:02:43,059
Which channel is
this animal show?

1298
01:02:43,092 --> 01:02:44,894
It's a tape, mom.

1299
01:02:44,927 --> 01:02:46,195
I will lend it
to you sometimes.

1300
01:02:46,229 --> 01:02:47,897
Look, I have to go.

1301
01:02:47,930 --> 01:02:50,133
I'll call you later,
okay? Bye.

1302
01:02:51,634 --> 01:02:52,602
Look at her.

1303
01:02:54,237 --> 01:02:56,172
Book:
Always be considerate

1304
01:02:56,205 --> 01:02:58,508
of your sexual partner.

1305
01:02:58,541 --> 01:03:01,077
It's your duty to help him
reach an orgasm too.

1306
01:03:01,110 --> 01:03:03,045
And me, huh?

1307
01:03:03,079 --> 01:03:05,882
Oh, Tony.

1308
01:03:05,915 --> 01:03:06,449
Oh!

1309
01:03:19,061 --> 01:03:20,530
See you later, mom.

1310
01:03:20,563 --> 01:03:22,031
Christina,
don't be late
For dinner.

1311
01:03:22,064 --> 01:03:23,633
I don't want to, mom.

1312
01:03:23,666 --> 01:03:26,102
- Hi.
- Hello dear.

1313
01:03:26,135 --> 01:03:27,403
Oh, Joe,
turn that.

1314
01:03:27,436 --> 01:03:29,071
Maggie Mason's
my favorite.

1315
01:03:29,105 --> 01:03:30,273
Hmm.

1316
01:03:30,306 --> 01:03:31,641
My Hollywood Spy Reports

1317
01:03:31,674 --> 01:03:33,576
as Mark Eubell,
famous low budget

1318
01:03:33,609 --> 01:03:36,546
producer of sexploitation films,
is the winner

1319
01:03:36,579 --> 01:03:39,482
in the "Playhouse"
New Jersey, Casanova, bidding war.

1320
01:03:39,515 --> 01:03:41,317
It is said that he
is about to ink

1321
01:03:41,350 --> 01:03:43,553
a big problem with the author
Donald Cromronic

1322
01:03:43,586 --> 01:03:45,588
to bring the now infamous
Casanova Stories

1323
01:03:45,621 --> 01:03:47,390
on the big screen.

1324
01:03:47,423 --> 01:03:49,659
Asked if the movie
will wear an

1325
01:03:49,692 --> 01:03:52,662
Mr Eubell said:
"They will have to redefine

1326
01:03:52,695 --> 01:03:54,363
when I'm through. "

1327
01:03:54,397 --> 01:03:55,431
Who wants to watch
trash like that?

1328
01:04:10,646 --> 01:04:12,248
So what do we eat?

1329
01:04:12,281 --> 01:04:13,216
Foods.

1330
01:04:20,523 --> 01:04:22,391
Can I help you?

1331
01:04:22,425 --> 01:04:24,427
I think it's you
this needs help.

1332
01:04:24,460 --> 01:04:27,096
Yes, I suppose so.

1333
01:04:27,129 --> 01:04:29,332
In any case,
I am completely capable

1334
01:04:29,365 --> 01:04:30,600
to manage it myself.
Thank you so much.

1335
01:04:32,969 --> 01:04:34,136
I only wanted...

1336
01:04:36,105 --> 01:04:37,707
♪ Do you want to stay?

1337
01:04:37,740 --> 01:04:40,142
Oh, Tony, I'm sorry
if champagne

1338
01:04:40,176 --> 01:04:41,644
splashed you
at the restaurant.

1339
01:04:41,677 --> 01:04:43,679
I love you so much.
I will do anything for you.

1340
01:04:43,713 --> 01:04:45,381
I dream of cooking
your meals,

1341
01:04:45,414 --> 01:04:46,682
to wash your clothes,

1342
01:04:46,716 --> 01:04:48,284
to wear
your shopping,

1343
01:04:48,317 --> 01:04:50,219
to put your socks back on.

1344
01:04:50,253 --> 01:04:53,222
I don't have any holes
in my socks,

1345
01:04:53,256 --> 01:04:55,124
and I am quite capable

1346
01:04:55,157 --> 01:04:56,959
to manage the rest
myself, thank you.

1347
01:04:56,993 --> 01:04:58,327
Oh, Tony, just a kiss.

1348
01:04:58,361 --> 01:05:00,963
Tony, Tony, please.

1349
01:05:00,997 --> 01:05:02,398
Very good,
if you insist.

1350
01:05:13,542 --> 01:05:15,511
You have reached
the RESIDENCE

1351
01:05:15,544 --> 01:05:16,712
by Anthony
Cannelloni.

1352
01:05:16,746 --> 01:05:19,048
All lines are busy
right now.

1353
01:05:19,081 --> 01:05:21,083
Please leave your message
after the signal.

1354
01:05:21,117 --> 01:05:23,319
I love you.

1355
01:05:23,352 --> 01:05:25,288
Good morning. Good morning.

1356
01:05:25,321 --> 01:05:27,023
Women:
Hi Anthony

1357
01:05:27,056 --> 01:05:28,658
Remember me?

1358
01:05:28,691 --> 01:05:31,060
Yeah. How are you doing?

1359
01:05:31,093 --> 01:05:33,029
Oh good.

1360
01:05:33,062 --> 01:05:34,530
A little lonely.

1361
01:05:34,563 --> 01:05:36,232
It wouldn't be beautiful

1362
01:05:36,265 --> 01:05:38,401
take a long walk
on the beach tonight?

1363
01:05:38,434 --> 01:05:40,002
On.

1364
01:05:40,036 --> 01:05:42,138
There will be
a full moon.

1365
01:05:42,171 --> 01:05:44,373
I could bring
a bottle of wine.

1366
01:05:44,407 --> 01:05:46,275
Chilled white wine.

1367
01:05:46,309 --> 01:05:49,078
Oh, and our toes
curling in the sand.

1368
01:05:49,111 --> 01:05:51,213
Yeah, that would be great.

1369
01:05:51,247 --> 01:05:53,582
I could bring
a cover too.

1370
01:05:53,616 --> 01:05:56,085
Oh, we don't need
A blanket.

1371
01:05:56,118 --> 01:05:58,688
We will have
the waves to caress
our naked bodies.

1372
01:05:58,721 --> 01:06:00,456
Oh yes.

1373
01:06:00,489 --> 01:06:02,525
I like it very much.

1374
01:06:02,558 --> 01:06:04,560
Thanks Anthony.

1375
01:06:04,593 --> 01:06:07,330
I feel much better now.

1376
01:06:07,363 --> 01:06:08,731
Have a nice evening.

1377
01:06:08,764 --> 01:06:10,433
- Oh hey.

1378
01:06:10,466 --> 01:06:12,501
- Don't hang up.

1379
01:06:12,535 --> 01:06:13,769
Damn.

1380
01:06:32,555 --> 01:06:34,223
The only thing I like

1381
01:06:34,256 --> 01:06:35,725
about your father
work late

1382
01:06:35,758 --> 01:06:38,394
is the fact that
I can have the TV on
during dinner.

1383
01:06:38,427 --> 01:06:39,695
But, mom,
he never works late.

1384
01:06:39,729 --> 01:06:41,497
So I'm going to take advantage of it
this time.

1385
01:06:41,530 --> 01:06:43,632
He said something about
an outside customer

1386
01:06:43,666 --> 01:06:45,434
or something--

1387
01:06:45,468 --> 01:06:47,436
Oh!

1388
01:06:47,470 --> 01:06:49,605
Hey, hey, mom,
This is my super.

1389
01:06:49,638 --> 01:06:51,107
Host:
Mr. Cromronic--

1390
01:06:51,140 --> 01:06:52,608
can I call you Donald?

1391
01:06:52,641 --> 01:06:54,110
- Oh yes, of course.

1392
01:06:54,143 --> 01:06:55,611
Tell us, Donald,
are you

1393
01:06:55,644 --> 01:06:57,513
and New Jersey
Casanova one
and the same?

1394
01:06:57,546 --> 01:07:00,349
-  Let's go.

1395
01:07:00,383 --> 01:07:01,650
Come on, Donald.
Everyone is dying
to know

1396
01:07:01,684 --> 01:07:03,285
if your
now famous
character

1397
01:07:03,319 --> 01:07:05,321
is fact or fiction.

1398
01:07:05,354 --> 01:07:06,455
Well, I'll never tell.

1399
01:07:06,489 --> 01:07:07,556
- Who cares?

1400
01:07:07,590 --> 01:07:09,291
Ma, the guy
a celebrity!

1401
01:07:10,259 --> 01:07:11,694
I'll have it.

1402
01:07:13,262 --> 01:07:14,430
Good morning.

1403
01:07:14,463 --> 01:07:16,465
Tony? Hi.
It's Christina.

1404
01:07:16,499 --> 01:07:18,501
Yeah, you could
do me a favor
and tell mom

1405
01:07:18,534 --> 01:07:20,369
I am not
will be home
for dinner tonight?

1406
01:07:20,403 --> 01:07:23,372
Yeah I'm going out
with Ralph.

1407
01:07:23,406 --> 01:07:24,640
Okay, thank you very much,
big brother.

1408
01:07:26,776 --> 01:07:29,145
The coast is clear.
Let's go.

1409
01:07:35,718 --> 01:07:38,254
Oh, Jesus. Drive!

1410
01:07:42,224 --> 01:07:43,826
Now what
the question?

1411
01:07:43,859 --> 01:07:45,828
she's my daughter
and that asshole Ralph.

1412
01:07:45,861 --> 01:07:48,631
- SO?
- So they head
at the apartment.

1413
01:07:48,664 --> 01:07:50,266
Of all the nerves.

1414
01:07:50,299 --> 01:07:51,867
Ask me out

1415
01:07:51,901 --> 01:07:54,136
when I'm not even
Get paid.

1416
01:07:54,170 --> 01:07:56,739
I canceled
my date
for that?

1417
01:07:56,772 --> 01:07:58,674
Take me to your place,
Please,

1418
01:07:58,707 --> 01:08:00,476
the same address
we come from.

1419
01:08:08,250 --> 01:08:09,785
Who is it?

1420
01:08:09,819 --> 01:08:12,288
Who cares? I need
new characters anyway.

1421
01:08:24,733 --> 01:08:26,402
Man:
Mr. Smith,

1422
01:08:26,435 --> 01:08:28,771
It’s The Sex Shoppe.

1423
01:08:28,804 --> 01:08:31,407
Your order is ready
to pick up now.

1424
01:08:31,440 --> 01:08:34,210
- Hi. It's Sherry.

1425
01:08:34,243 --> 01:08:36,445
The only time I can
do it this month

1426
01:08:36,479 --> 01:08:37,947
is 9 o'clock tonight.

1427
01:08:37,980 --> 01:08:40,449
See you later. Bye.

1428
01:08:40,483 --> 01:08:42,551
Damn. Ralph, it's 8:30.

1429
01:08:42,585 --> 01:08:44,253
We have to get out of here.

1430
01:08:44,286 --> 01:08:45,888
Tony will be back
a minute. Let's go.

1431
01:08:45,921 --> 01:08:47,790
- But, Christina--
- Let's go, Ralph.
Let's go.

1432
01:08:49,892 --> 01:08:51,560
Sorry, mom.
Something came up.

1433
01:08:51,594 --> 01:08:53,262
I will call you
tomorrow.

1434
01:08:53,295 --> 01:08:54,964
Hah. Call me tomorrow.
This will be the day.

1435
01:08:54,997 --> 01:08:56,966
Please leave your message
after the signal.

1436
01:08:56,999 --> 01:08:58,634
- I love you.

1437
01:08:58,667 --> 01:09:00,503
It's Sherry again.

1438
01:09:00,536 --> 01:09:03,906
On reflection,
dead stiff.

1439
01:09:03,939 --> 01:09:06,909
Book:
Don't feel guilty
take a day off.

1440
01:09:06,942 --> 01:09:09,545
Singles bars at night
are a zoo,

1441
01:09:09,578 --> 01:09:11,380
too much competition.

1442
01:09:11,413 --> 01:09:13,949
During the day you will have
your choice of litter.

1443
01:09:13,983 --> 01:09:16,252
This is not the time to
beat around the bush.

1444
01:09:16,285 --> 01:09:18,487
Use this direct approach.

1445
01:09:18,521 --> 01:09:20,823
Show them what
you are made of.

1446
01:09:20,856 --> 01:09:23,325
Hi. I'm Tony

1447
01:09:23,359 --> 01:09:25,327
I admired you
from afar,

1448
01:09:25,361 --> 01:09:26,829
and I was wondering if...

1449
01:09:26,862 --> 01:09:29,298
maybe you could
love to come
at my apartment

1450
01:09:29,331 --> 01:09:30,599
for a little
romantic date.

1451
01:09:30,633 --> 01:09:32,635
Bug off, crawl.

1452
01:09:32,668 --> 01:09:35,204
Yes indeed.

1453
01:09:44,713 --> 01:09:47,683
Are you sure no one
gonna be here
this time?

1454
01:09:47,716 --> 01:09:49,818
Yeah! Tony is at work,
and Christina is at school.

1455
01:09:52,755 --> 01:09:54,990
Well, it's better
just a hotel, Joe.

1456
01:09:55,024 --> 01:09:56,659
Yeah.

1457
01:09:56,692 --> 01:09:58,928
And there is the bed.

1458
01:09:58,961 --> 01:10:00,930
- Yes, the bed.

1459
01:10:07,603 --> 01:10:09,638
Book:
If the live
the approach does not work,

1460
01:10:09,672 --> 01:10:11,907
try evil
and innocent role.

1461
01:10:11,941 --> 01:10:14,810
Many women like
playing mother.

1462
01:10:33,896 --> 01:10:35,898
Excuse me.

1463
01:10:35,931 --> 01:10:37,399
Do you have
a handkerchief?

1464
01:10:37,433 --> 01:10:39,435
On.

1465
01:10:40,970 --> 01:10:42,638
What's the problem?

1466
01:10:42,671 --> 01:10:43,906
Did anyone die
or something?

1467
01:10:45,874 --> 01:10:46,909
No, it's worse than that.

1468
01:10:49,378 --> 01:10:50,913
Nobody likes me.

1469
01:10:50,946 --> 01:10:52,681
Oh, don't say that.

1470
01:10:52,715 --> 01:10:55,484
There must be
someone in this
world that loves you.

1471
01:10:55,517 --> 01:10:57,853
Person.

1472
01:10:57,886 --> 01:11:01,056
Oh, poor baby.

1473
01:11:01,090 --> 01:11:04,393
Why don't you buy
mom has piña colada

1474
01:11:04,426 --> 01:11:06,528
and tell him
all about it?

1475
01:11:06,562 --> 01:11:08,364
All right.

1476
01:11:08,397 --> 01:11:10,933
Bartender, two piñas.

1477
01:11:15,104 --> 01:11:16,905
You said he was
going to be busy
all night.

1478
01:11:16,939 --> 01:11:18,407
Silent Shh. Silent.

1479
01:11:18,440 --> 01:11:19,908
Let's go.

1480
01:11:19,942 --> 01:11:21,944
Here is.
Here it is.

1481
01:11:21,977 --> 01:11:24,513
No, go ahead.

1482
01:11:24,546 --> 01:11:26,081
Shh Shh, shh.

1483
01:11:31,954 --> 01:11:34,023
Whoo!

1484
01:11:35,391 --> 01:11:36,859
Mm. Mm.

1485
01:11:36,892 --> 01:11:38,594
Ralph, a Murphy bed.

1486
01:11:38,627 --> 01:11:40,129
Murphy who?

1487
01:11:40,162 --> 01:11:41,797
It doesn't matter, Ralph.

1488
01:11:41,830 --> 01:11:44,800
Let's go. Let's go.

1489
01:11:44,833 --> 01:11:47,069
Here.

1490
01:11:47,102 --> 01:11:49,705
Ooh.

1491
01:11:49,738 --> 01:11:51,607
Oh, Ralph.

1492
01:11:51,640 --> 01:11:54,076
Finally alone,
privacy.

1493
01:11:57,813 --> 01:11:59,448
So I get off work early,

1494
01:11:59,481 --> 01:12:01,950
buy it
a dozen red roses,

1495
01:12:01,984 --> 01:12:03,786
his favorite perfume,

1496
01:12:03,819 --> 01:12:05,721
and a box
covered in chocolate
cherries,

1497
01:12:05,754 --> 01:12:07,022
and she was--

1498
01:12:07,056 --> 01:12:08,857
Oh, keep going, sugar.

1499
01:12:08,891 --> 01:12:11,527
Take it all out.

1500
01:12:11,560 --> 01:12:13,529
I come home
to our little love nest

1501
01:12:13,562 --> 01:12:15,030
to surprise her,

1502
01:12:15,064 --> 01:12:17,966
and there she was--

1503
01:12:18,000 --> 01:12:21,170
Go on. Go on.

1504
01:12:21,203 --> 01:12:23,972
She exhibited
her anklets

1505
01:12:24,006 --> 01:12:26,442
to two sailors.

1506
01:12:26,475 --> 01:12:28,577
Oh, poor baby.

1507
01:12:28,610 --> 01:12:29,945
I just know
What do you need.

1508
01:12:29,978 --> 01:12:31,580
You need a wife
to take you home

1509
01:12:31,613 --> 01:12:33,716
and comfort you.

1510
01:12:33,749 --> 01:12:35,918
- Yeah now.
- Oh no, I can't.

1511
01:12:35,951 --> 01:12:37,619
I am here
with my girlfriend.

1512
01:12:37,653 --> 01:12:40,622
Unless you don't
consider joining us.

1513
01:12:40,656 --> 01:12:41,990
You mean a threesome?

1514
01:12:42,024 --> 01:12:44,993
No,
a threesome.

1515
01:12:45,027 --> 01:12:46,995
Oh very good.
Where is she?

1516
01:12:48,497 --> 01:12:50,065
Sheila Sheila

1517
01:12:50,099 --> 01:12:51,533
Come here.

1518
01:12:57,706 --> 01:12:58,941
Let's go.

1519
01:13:03,879 --> 01:13:06,014
Oh, Ralph,
these pecs.

1520
01:13:06,048 --> 01:13:08,083
Christina:
You're not only sexy,
but you have talent.

1521
01:13:12,254 --> 01:13:14,656
Oh my God.
Ralph, grab our clothes.

1522
01:13:14,690 --> 01:13:16,625
Here. No.

1523
01:13:18,660 --> 01:13:20,863
No come on.

1524
01:13:20,896 --> 01:13:21,830
Go.

1525
01:13:24,199 --> 01:13:26,235
Hmm, not bad,
Sheila

1526
01:13:26,268 --> 01:13:28,737
I think it will do
Sheila?

1527
01:13:28,771 --> 01:13:30,038
It'll be fine.

1528
01:13:30,072 --> 01:13:31,507
Yeah? Yeah, do you like it?

1529
01:13:39,181 --> 01:13:40,883
Tony:
Ooh, look at that.

1530
01:13:40,916 --> 01:13:42,885
This is my great bar.

1531
01:13:42,918 --> 01:13:44,186
-I have everything.
- Awesome.

1532
01:13:44,219 --> 01:13:45,888
Awesome.
I didn't miss anything.

1533
01:13:45,921 --> 01:13:47,956
Okay, we have
time for that later.

1534
01:13:47,990 --> 01:13:49,258
-We have some...
- Okay.

1535
01:13:49,291 --> 01:13:50,759
Look at this.
Look at this.

1536
01:13:50,793 --> 01:13:52,261
Look at this.

1537
01:13:52,294 --> 01:13:53,829
This is my stereo system.

1538
01:13:53,862 --> 01:13:55,731
I put it on myself. See?

1539
01:13:55,764 --> 01:13:57,533
You have a little accent here.
Do you like it?

1540
01:13:57,566 --> 01:13:58,600
Yes Great.

1541
01:14:02,838 --> 01:14:04,940
Tony Cannelloni is on point?

1542
01:14:04,973 --> 01:14:07,075
No, he called
sick today.

1543
01:14:07,109 --> 01:14:10,078
Sick?
May I use your phone?

1544
01:14:10,112 --> 01:14:12,047
Use the one
on Tony's desk.

1545
01:14:22,124 --> 01:14:23,659
-I'll have it.

1546
01:14:23,692 --> 01:14:26,562
We don't want
any disturbance,
Tony, my darling.

1547
01:14:26,595 --> 01:14:28,697
Strike, Sheila.

1548
01:14:28,730 --> 01:14:29,998
Oh my God.

1549
01:14:30,032 --> 01:14:32,034
Oh my God.

1550
01:14:32,067 --> 01:14:33,735
Something wrong?

1551
01:14:33,769 --> 01:14:35,037
It sounded good,

1552
01:14:35,070 --> 01:14:36,839
and so-- I don't know.

1553
01:14:36,872 --> 01:14:38,273
Thank you for letting me
use the phone.

1554
01:14:38,307 --> 01:14:39,708
On.

1555
01:14:39,741 --> 01:14:42,711
I think there was
some errors.

1556
01:14:42,744 --> 01:14:44,847
There is no error.

1557
01:14:44,880 --> 01:14:46,014
Uh...

1558
01:14:46,048 --> 01:14:47,716
hey, how are you
a drink? Yeah.

1559
01:14:48,851 --> 01:14:51,220
Oh my God.

1560
01:14:51,253 --> 01:14:53,622
It's
positively perverse.

1561
01:14:55,824 --> 01:14:57,759
Taxi! Taxi!

1562
01:14:57,793 --> 01:15:00,028
Isn't he cute?

1563
01:15:00,062 --> 01:15:02,764
I like boys
this wear
bracelets.

1564
01:15:02,798 --> 01:15:05,067
M-my money
in my wallet.

1565
01:15:05,100 --> 01:15:06,768
It's in my back pocket.

1566
01:15:06,802 --> 01:15:09,104
It's not your money
we are interested

1567
01:15:09,137 --> 01:15:10,105
It's not?

1568
01:15:10,138 --> 01:15:11,573
We are interested
in you.

1569
01:15:11,607 --> 01:15:12,908
Are you ready,
Sheila?

1570
01:15:12,941 --> 01:15:14,576
Yeah.

1571
01:15:14,610 --> 01:15:17,579
One two three.

1572
01:15:27,089 --> 01:15:28,323
I want to watch.

1573
01:15:36,331 --> 01:15:38,967
Oh, my God, it's
the best things yet.

1574
01:15:39,001 --> 01:15:42,170
Ah, Hollywood, look outside.

1575
01:15:42,204 --> 01:15:43,739
Here is
Donald Cromronic.

1576
01:16:17,172 --> 01:16:19,308
Wild sex,
wild situations,

1577
01:16:19,341 --> 01:16:21,276
wild girls,
wild rice.

1578
01:16:21,310 --> 01:16:23,078
Everything is wild.

1579
01:16:24,713 --> 01:16:26,381
Let's get to work.

1580
01:16:26,415 --> 01:16:27,983
- Work on what?
- YOU.

1581
01:16:28,016 --> 01:16:30,118
Take this away from me.

1582
01:16:30,152 --> 01:16:31,820
I don't want
play your games
more.

1583
01:16:31,853 --> 01:16:34,656
You mean you dragged us
all the way here
to tease us,

1584
01:16:34,690 --> 01:16:36,091
and now you don't want
play more?

1585
01:16:36,124 --> 01:16:37,759
I wasn't teasing you.

1586
01:16:37,793 --> 01:16:39,895
Ooh. This drives me crazy.

1587
01:16:39,928 --> 01:16:41,763
Look at that, Sheila.

1588
01:16:41,797 --> 01:16:44,266
No no.

1589
01:16:46,435 --> 01:16:48,036
I hate when
it happens.

1590
01:16:48,070 --> 01:16:49,905
Stop! Stop!

1591
01:16:51,306 --> 01:16:52,841
Stop.

1592
01:16:55,410 --> 01:16:57,980
Boy, big brother
fooled me.

1593
01:16:58,013 --> 01:17:00,816
The two ladies
In the question...

1594
01:17:02,150 --> 01:17:04,386
...a little
uncontrollable.

1595
01:17:04,419 --> 01:17:07,022
So you're going to be
uncooperative, huh?

1596
01:17:09,257 --> 01:17:12,127
Oh.

1597
01:17:12,160 --> 01:17:13,895
Everything for you.

1598
01:17:13,929 --> 01:17:16,832
Why, thank you

1599
01:17:16,865 --> 01:17:19,735
Oh, so beautiful.

1600
01:17:19,768 --> 01:17:22,004
Bombs away.

1601
01:17:22,037 --> 01:17:23,705
Oh no.

1602
01:17:23,739 --> 01:17:24,973
Sheila

1603
01:17:25,007 --> 01:17:26,742
Ooh!

1604
01:17:26,775 --> 01:17:29,745
Such beautiful statues
I've never seen it.

1605
01:17:29,778 --> 01:17:31,913
Aww.

1606
01:17:31,947 --> 01:17:33,181
Don't break this!

1607
01:17:33,215 --> 01:17:35,984
- One two,
- One two,

1608
01:17:36,018 --> 01:17:37,819
- Three!
- Three!

1609
01:17:39,388 --> 01:17:41,056
The cleaning bill.

1610
01:17:41,089 --> 01:17:42,824
My god, he's going
to destroy this apartment,

1611
01:17:42,858 --> 01:17:45,127
but who cares?

1612
01:17:45,160 --> 01:17:48,930
After all,
it's New Jersey...

1613
01:17:48,964 --> 01:17:51,933
Casa...

1614
01:17:51,967 --> 01:17:53,201
nova.

1615
01:17:53,235 --> 01:17:55,070
Look at this.

1616
01:17:55,103 --> 01:17:56,772
It's beautiful.

1617
01:17:56,805 --> 01:17:58,173
What do you think?

1618
01:18:01,043 --> 01:18:02,511
After you.

1619
01:18:02,544 --> 01:18:03,979
Thank you.

1620
01:18:05,380 --> 01:18:06,782
Ooh.

1621
01:18:06,815 --> 01:18:08,450
Well done.

1622
01:18:11,820 --> 01:18:13,822
Damn, I forgot my key.

1623
01:18:13,855 --> 01:18:15,323
Tony:
Cut out!

1624
01:18:15,357 --> 01:18:17,159
-But I play.
- Great.

1625
01:18:17,192 --> 01:18:18,460
- Oops!

1626
01:18:18,493 --> 01:18:19,828
Well done.

1627
01:18:19,861 --> 01:18:22,297
- Good morning?

1628
01:18:22,330 --> 01:18:25,100
Bombs away!

1629
01:18:25,133 --> 01:18:26,868
Ooh.

1630
01:18:26,902 --> 01:18:27,869
Tony!

1631
01:18:27,903 --> 01:18:29,371
Who are you?

1632
01:18:29,404 --> 01:18:30,872
I am his mother

1633
01:18:30,906 --> 01:18:32,374
Oh my God!

1634
01:18:32,407 --> 01:18:34,076
- Oh no. It's just good.
- Oh!

1635
01:18:34,109 --> 01:18:35,377
There's really nothing
really happens.

1636
01:18:35,410 --> 01:18:37,079
- Who are you calling?
- The police.

1637
01:18:37,112 --> 01:18:38,547
No, you're not.

1638
01:18:38,580 --> 01:18:40,949
Oh yes I am.

1639
01:18:41,950 --> 01:18:43,418
Hello, police!

1640
01:18:43,452 --> 01:18:45,153
What are you doing
do you want me to do?

1641
01:18:45,187 --> 01:18:48,156
We want you
play at the gas station.

1642
01:18:48,190 --> 01:18:49,458
- Station?
- Yeah.

1643
01:18:49,491 --> 01:18:51,827
We play cars,
and you play
the pump.

1644
01:18:51,860 --> 01:18:54,830
As you know,
you serve us,

1645
01:18:54,863 --> 01:18:56,098
fill us.

1646
01:18:56,131 --> 01:18:58,100
You want lead
or lead free?

1647
01:18:59,134 --> 01:19:00,569
He's a regular
actor, Sheil.

1648
01:19:04,973 --> 01:19:07,943
Tony, mom is coming!

1649
01:19:07,976 --> 01:19:09,978
Now put the nozzle in

1650
01:19:10,011 --> 01:19:11,213
And pump.

1651
01:19:11,246 --> 01:19:13,815
- What are you doing?!

1652
01:19:13,849 --> 01:19:15,417
- Give me that axe!

1653
01:19:15,450 --> 01:19:17,252
What are you crazy?
Stop it!

1654
01:19:17,285 --> 01:19:19,054
Okay,
buddy, freeze!

1655
01:19:19,087 --> 01:19:20,555
- Leave this woman alone.
- No--

1656
01:19:20,589 --> 01:19:22,057
- Hands in the air. Handcuff him.
- Wait a minute.

1657
01:19:22,090 --> 01:19:23,358
Wait a minute.
You don't
understand.

1658
01:19:23,391 --> 01:19:25,193
You don't have sub--

1659
01:19:25,227 --> 01:19:26,561
- Oh my baby.
- Leave it to me.

1660
01:19:26,595 --> 01:19:27,963
They kill
my baby.

1661
01:19:27,996 --> 01:19:29,331
- Wait a minute.

1662
01:19:29,364 --> 01:19:30,966
Wait a minute.
You don't understand
what's going on--

1663
01:19:30,999 --> 01:19:32,200
- my life! My story!
- Manage it!

1664
01:19:32,234 --> 01:19:34,035
Let me just explain
to you-- wait a minute.

1665
01:19:34,069 --> 01:19:35,036
Wait, Tony!

1666
01:19:35,070 --> 01:19:36,905
Hey, Rhonda,
we have company.

1667
01:19:41,476 --> 01:19:42,477
Oh my God.

1668
01:19:46,581 --> 01:19:48,617
Hands in the air.

1669
01:19:48,650 --> 01:19:50,585
Don't shoot.
Don't shoot.

1670
01:19:50,619 --> 01:19:52,020
Dad!

1671
01:19:52,053 --> 01:19:53,155
Joseph?

1672
01:19:56,424 --> 01:19:58,093
Where the hell
is fire?

1673
01:19:58,126 --> 01:19:59,928
Fire?!
Where is the fire?!

1674
01:19:59,961 --> 01:20:01,329
Christina!

1675
01:20:01,363 --> 01:20:02,531
Christina!

1676
01:20:02,564 --> 01:20:04,065
You can't! You can't!

1677
01:20:04,099 --> 01:20:05,300
They will discover
who is he!

1678
01:20:05,333 --> 01:20:06,601
I'm not going
let you have it!

1679
01:20:06,635 --> 01:20:08,103
They never go
know who he is!

1680
01:20:08,136 --> 01:20:09,604
Who is he?

1681
01:20:09,638 --> 01:20:11,306
Who is he?

1682
01:20:11,339 --> 01:20:12,541
It's New Jersey
Casanova!

1683
01:20:15,677 --> 01:20:16,578
Me?

1684
01:20:17,946 --> 01:20:19,281
Oops.

1685
01:20:19,314 --> 01:20:22,417
New jersey
Casanova?

1686
01:20:22,450 --> 01:20:24,352
- Whoa. To wait for. To wait for.

1687
01:20:24,386 --> 01:20:25,954
My!

1688
01:21:27,048 --> 01:21:28,717
If you have reached
this last page

1689
01:21:28,750 --> 01:21:31,319
and again
not having sex appeal,

1690
01:21:31,353 --> 01:21:32,988
do not despair.

1691
01:21:33,021 --> 01:21:34,289
You always have
several other options.

1692
01:21:34,322 --> 01:21:35,991
Like that?

1693
01:21:36,024 --> 01:21:37,993
Maybe the priesthood
is no longer at your call,

1694
01:21:38,026 --> 01:21:39,561
or maybe you should visit

1695
01:21:39,594 --> 01:21:41,529
your friendly
neighborhood gay bar.

1696
01:21:41,563 --> 01:21:43,064
Thank you so much.

1697
01:21:51,573 --> 01:21:53,241
You have reached
the RESIDENCE

1698
01:21:53,275 --> 01:21:54,542
by Anthony
Cannelloni.

1699
01:21:54,576 --> 01:21:57,412
All lines are busy
right now.

1700
01:21:57,445 --> 01:21:59,414
Women:
Tony? Tony, are you there?

1701
01:22:02,150 --> 01:22:03,318
Hi.

1702
01:22:03,351 --> 01:22:05,220
You look blue.

1703
01:22:05,253 --> 01:22:06,688
Try dark black.

1704
01:22:06,721 --> 01:22:08,390
It's bad, isn't it?

1705
01:22:08,423 --> 01:22:11,159
Looks like you could
use encouragement.

1706
01:22:11,192 --> 01:22:13,328
I don't think
it's possible.

1707
01:22:13,361 --> 01:22:15,730
Well maybe I
could come and--

1708
01:22:15,764 --> 01:22:18,466
Look, why not
you just call
anyone else?

1709
01:22:18,500 --> 01:22:20,168
I'm just
not in the mood

1710
01:22:20,201 --> 01:22:21,469
to be teased
more.

1711
01:22:21,503 --> 01:22:23,705
I'm not teasing, Tony.

1712
01:22:23,738 --> 01:22:25,473
Aren't you?

1713
01:22:25,507 --> 01:22:27,642
Uh-uh.
I'll be right away.

1714
01:22:27,676 --> 01:22:28,643
But--

1715
01:22:32,681 --> 01:22:34,716
Look at this place.

1716
01:22:34,749 --> 01:22:38,219
I will never be able to
to repair it
on time.

1717
01:22:38,253 --> 01:22:39,654
Oh, what's the point?

1718
01:22:39,688 --> 01:22:41,122
She won't come anyway.

1719
01:22:51,499 --> 01:22:54,235
♪ Corinne, my love

1720
01:22:54,269 --> 01:22:56,104
Oh, Tony, please.

1721
01:22:56,137 --> 01:22:59,074
♪ Corinne, my love...

1722
01:22:59,107 --> 01:23:01,242
I'm sorry.
I expected
someone else.

1723
01:23:01,276 --> 01:23:03,244
Me.

1724
01:23:03,278 --> 01:23:05,814
You mean that you
been the girl

1725
01:23:05,847 --> 01:23:07,315
on the phone all--

1726
01:23:07,349 --> 01:23:08,683
Shh

1727
01:23:08,717 --> 01:23:12,687
♪ I will wait

1728
01:23:12,721 --> 01:23:16,691
♪ right behind you

1729
01:23:16,725 --> 01:23:20,695
♪ When I find you

1730
01:23:20,729 --> 01:23:23,598
♪ Do you want to stay?

1731
01:23:23,631 --> 01:23:26,601
Book:
See? I told you so.

1732
01:23:26,634 --> 01:23:29,704
Patience. Patience.

1733
01:23:29,738 --> 01:23:31,639
As I always say,

1734
01:23:31,673 --> 01:23:33,508
every time I go--

1735
01:23:33,541 --> 01:23:39,514
♪ You are the prey
on any type of friend ♪

1736
01:23:39,547 --> 01:23:44,652
♪ Could you fall for me
again? ♪

1737
01:23:44,686 --> 01:23:51,493
♪ I would say luck
is one to 10

1738
01:23:51,526 --> 01:23:56,297
♪ your kisses
throw me now and then ♪

1739
01:23:56,331 --> 01:24:02,570
♪ You are closer
that you never were ♪

1740
01:24:02,604 --> 01:24:05,173
♪ My head is in the clouds

1741
01:24:05,206 --> 01:24:08,343
I can't pretend

1742
01:24:08,376 --> 01:24:13,615
♪ This fear of flying
here again

1743
01:24:13,648 --> 01:24:15,517
♪ You don't know

1744
01:24:15,550 --> 01:24:19,821
That you fly,
expensive, again? ♪

1745
01:24:19,854 --> 01:24:19,854
♪ You don't know you got me
through it once before? ♪